Shawn's Top 10's : Why girlfriends rule!

[Cdn_Brdr]

10. You never have to look for someone to lay you.
9. It's easier to convince her to give you head if she know's your full name.
8. They're cheaper than hookers.
7. She thinks it's cute when you call her 'whore' in bed.
6. You can make porns instead of watching them.
5. You don't have to worry about sexual harassment... you can touch them whenever you want to!
4. Two words: Make-up sex.
3. I don't need to pretty myself up for her to sleep with me.
2. You have someone to go get you beer during hockey games... why leave the TV if you don't have to?
1. Did I mention it's easier to get head?

More totally un-funny Top 10 lists to come kidlets!

[Chet]

that is sweet cause it's true
you forgot never have to shop again though ;)

[Cdn_Brdr]

I'll add it to the next one..... not bad for some off the top of my head humour though!

[Lostcause]

Neer had to cook again either.