To Bad It's a Joke

[Senior]

5 presidents were on an airplane: George Washington, Thomas Jeffereson, Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush.

Washington takes out a dollar bill and says, "I'm going to make somebody down there happy", and throws the dollar out the window.

Abraham Lincoln stands up right after that and says "I'm going to make 5 people happy", and throws 5 one dollar bills out the window.

Thomas Jefferson stands up, not to be outdone, and says "I'm going to make 500 people happy", and throws 500 dollar bills out the window.

Bill Clinton, with a greasy smile on his face, says "That's nothing. I'm going to make 80% of the population of the entire earth happy", and throws George W. Bush out the window.

[Senior]

This one's good,

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

[omega_image]

^im liking that last one............ :kam:

[MC Hammered]

The second one is pure eViL.

[~god~]

80%??
try 99...
that would be enuff to disclude himself, his family and powell.

sounds bout right :D

[kimmay candy]

hahaha thats cute! hey my last name is Powell! lolz