When GoD created the world..and it's people

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this is a funny email my friend sent me.. I hope no one gets offened.. just sharing


Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six
> >days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
> >day.
> >
> > He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
> >satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look
> >Michael, look what I've made."
> >
> >Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
> >
> > "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
> >call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
> >
> >"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
> >
> >God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
> >
> > "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
> >wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
> >there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
> >people and over there is a continent of black people,"
> >
> > God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
> >extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in
> >ice."
> >
> > The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land
mass
> >in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"
> >
> > "Ah," said God."That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.
There's
> >beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line.
> >The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous
and
> >they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely
> >sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known
> >throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going
to
> >give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be
admired
> >and feared by all who come across them."
> >
> > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What
about
> >balance,God. You said there will be BALANCE!"
> >
> > God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm
> >putting next to them."