Sep 21, 03
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i got lost!!
fuck i'm so drunk...as usual
and tanight we got drunk and went to this club and ther was a big line. and fuck i dont wait in lines so we went to this gay club. and we got in and there was this dumbass dancing all crazy and i watched him/laughed at him for an hour. and then i saw the hottest guy ever! he was wearing enyce and had on a castro. fuck. and i kept staring at hime and then i'd looke over and he was loooking at me. bu t ii'm a shy mother ufcker so i couldn't go talk to him. but then these 2 broads came up to me and they were all "are you straight" and i said "fuck no1"! and there names were caroline and MANGO hahahah mango. fucking mango. hahahaha. and it was their birthdays. and they're just chicks that go around to gay clubs cuz they're such fag hags. and then i made friends with them and we went to tha bathroom cuz we needed to take a piss and they were all "lets share a bathroom stalll" and they pee din front of me. what the fuck. i don't like pussy! and then they made me pee in front of them! fag hags!! and then i got them to go talk to tha guy in the castro. and then he came up to me an dhe started talking to me. and his name is brian. and we were soooo close to kisssing bu we didn't cuz andrew said we had to go. so i came back home but i was still so drunk so i called this guy...wolf...he's this guy. and he's gonna do vocals on the next massive attack cd. and he's soooo hot. and it was 3:30 in tha morning and i decided to go to his house for the first time. but i took a cab. but don't worry i wasn't a slut. we just sat ther and smoked hash. and he showed me thi s new bmw commercial he did. he did all the music and voice over. it's so fucking hype. and then i was all "fuck i neeed to go home" and he was soooo nice. and was all "you can slep on my couch" but i didnt! so i left his place but then i didn't know ohw ot get home!!! i was sooo lost. and i was s odrunk. and id idn't know what to do. so i phoned aki and she was freaking out cuz i was lost in toronto! and then i tried to phone chris but it wouldn't work!!!!!! and then soe homeless ibitch kept yelling at me!! and then somehow i found my way home. what the fuck! 
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OH I FORGOT
befor the club we went to my friend's house party. but she lives in an apartment but we had tha whole rooftop to ourselves. so we smoked so much cheeb and then we drank so much. and i had to puke. so i puked in every corner of the rooftop overlooking the city and then i pissed off the side of the building!!!!! onto people walking on yonge street hahahahaha. fuck weirdest night ever well maybe. hey courtney and erica remember that night in the summer when we found that drunk US marines guy downtown and we wandered downtown forever n shit. and then we slept at your house erica?!?! that was weird too!!!! -
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did you get this enyce wearing castro guy's number?
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Sep 21, 03
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Sep 22, 03
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hahaha most fucked up night ever.
yeah no shit...mango? and mango and caroline had bling that said their names...it was crazy! and they kept on saying "last weekend, we got fingered here. it was soooooooo cool" such a random night. -s.
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Sep 22, 03
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hahaha great story!
i love how ure lost in toronto and you call ppl in vancouver.. funnnnny. hope u dont have too bad of a hangover today.
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