Get Yourself Outta Speeding Tix

[KeeBLeR]

hey you can try this out if you get caught speeding at a stOopid speed~

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the
car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun
in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing
in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and
that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you
I was speeding, too ...

[BB_YungYung]

that was a good one.. I don't think I have ever heard this one before but I think It would probrably work

but now a days they have mikes on their coats so they are recording everything you say

[starsprite]

Hahahaha thats hillarious!

[victor h.]

nice....

i'd use taht..but i'd probaby get hand-cuffed....
and a gun pointed towards my head....


ahahahha

[ƒORM]

i could have used those lines a few times:Kam:

[MC Hammered]

Too bad I didn't own a gun...

But then again, with MY road rage that might be a bad idea. :003: