6 cruel ways to scare trick or treaters!

[Flip]

1) when you answer the door, just as they are saying trick or treat, you kick then HARD in the nuts and slam the door in thier faces!

2) When they hold out thier bags, you slap them upside the head with your nut-sack and say"what a lovely tea-party!"

3) When they say "trick or treat", you take a dump in one of thier bags, and chances are the rest of them will run away screaming. I think poop counts as a treat.

4) If anyone shows up dressed as a goast, you pretend to be black and kick thier ass in the name of hate-crimes. You can tell the Police that you though he was a member of the Clan!

5) If anyone decides to throw eggs at your house, or vandilize it in any way, you should give them each a good solid head-butt. When they wake up, you tell them that they are one of the Umpa-Lumpas from "Charley and the chocolate factory" and they better start dancing otherwise you will eat thier parents and take over as thier lergal guardians, which means lots of child-slavery!

6) Any kid dressed as anyone from "Harry Potter" shall recieve the worst Tea-Bagging" they have ever recieved.

[Sue Bitch]

now thats just bad

i am sorry but it is

[Flip]

So do you wanna come trick-or-treating with me or what? As long as you don't plan on dressing like Harry Potter, we won't have a problem. But if you do, warm up the kettle cause there's a Tea-Bag with your name on it.

[Smokey]

hahahahaha

[Hot Karl]

Originally posted by Flip


6) Any kid dressed as anyone from "Harry Potter" shall recieve the worst Tea-Bagging" they have ever recieved.

you say that like their's such a thing as a bad teabag. imo their all good.

[mojo]

at least the teabag part was funny