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Old Oct 07, 03
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cool facts

And You Thought YOU Knew EVERYTHING.

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for
blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.

22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

25. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal."
The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

32. On average people fear spiders more than death.

33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
immigrants.

34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the
building.

39. A snail can sleep for three years.

40. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

44. All polar bears are left handed.

45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

48. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be
39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's
full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

53. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
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Old Oct 07, 03
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well i did not try to lick my elbo cause i know it cant be done and i wish i could remeber all of that cause it is useless but impressive
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Old Oct 07, 03
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I've been practicing the whole elbow-licking thing for years. I've made progress but I'm not quite there yet. My friend Heather can alomst do it, she's like a quarter inch away. Personally I think it's totally hot to see a really cute girl, trying her best to lick her elbow. I used to be able to lick my own nipple but now I can't. I can lick other people's nipples though...
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Old Oct 07, 03
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heather is just amazing she can do ALOT of things

where has that girl been?
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Old Oct 07, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sue Bitch
heather is just amazing she can do ALOT of things
heh heh You don't know the half of it. :PartEkid: She's been pretty wrapped up in school, she got a pretty heavy course-load. I said load. I told her that I'm gonna have to drag her ass out to bingo this Sunday, cause she hasn't been in a few weeks. mmmm pork chops and cute chicks, what a great way to end the week!
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Old Oct 08, 03
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Originally posted by krisamata
And You Thought YOU Knew EVERYTHING.

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.


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1) the mosquitos are getting smarter too - in South America many bugs will bite you while you are wearing the repelent, because they recognize it's scent and associate it with food, so the 'repellent' actually attracts blood suckers...AHHHH!!!!!

2) While donkeys may kill more folks then plane crashes - the worlds most dangerous animal is the Hippo - they claim many lives every year (watch out it's a hungry hungry Hippo!!!!)

5) Watching television puts your body into a coma like state - your heart beat slows and your breathing gets shallow - you go into an energy saving state -- so while you're watching the boob tube concentrate on breathing deeply!

21) If you held them in your mouth long enough - you two could melt a pearl... so can hairspray -- so if you have pearls , be careful
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Old Oct 08, 03
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i actually didn't try to lick my elbow but the facts above are fairly amazing
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Old Oct 09, 03
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I was thinking about licking my elbow but I know I have tried before. suprisingly I knew quite a fue of those useless facts.
I liked numbers. 1, 11, and 25 though.
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Old Oct 09, 03
~FuK ^ DavÊ~
 
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I did know SOME of it
and i did contemplate about licking my elbow
but its too early for me to start trying stupid shit :PartEkid:

did you also know in a year the average person eats 2 spiders in their sleep?
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Old Oct 10, 03
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i dunno how many are real, but i know the duck echo thing is bullshit.

just cuz it's on some jackasses page on the net doesn't mean it's fact. same applies for emails.
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Old Oct 10, 03
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
i was partying with heather the other week :D
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Old Oct 10, 03
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I was gonna try to lick my elbow then i looked at my arm and thought fuck that theres no way i can lick that so i stopped. But thats a funny fact at the end cause im sure alot of people have thought or tried doing it after they read that its impossible to lick it.
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Old Oct 10, 03
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
my buddy can do it, but he's double jointed in the shoulder
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Old Oct 19, 03
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I tried.... unsuccessfully
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