24 things you won't hear in the post-game interview

[kandy kid]

1. We just went out and gave it 85 percent.

2. Yo, Let's keep this brief, I'm going antiquing.

3. I'm sorry what was that? I was distracted by all the penises.

4. I blame this loss on my teammates, the fans, and the coaching staff. But most of all, I blame god.

5. There's only one thing standing between us and a championship, and that's our inability to defeat the other teams in this league.

6. The net seemed about 20 feet wide tonight, though that might have been the acid.

7. I'm so happy to bring this title back to such a great city, which I've grown to love for it's attractive tax rates and insatiable groupies.

8. Yes, that game-saving throw was really something. I think we have basic euclidian geometry to thank there.

9. Given all my success, maybe I should have tried out for a real sport.

10. I dedicate this to Marcus, Brandon, Samantha, and my many illegitimate children, whose names I'm a little fuzzy on.

11. And, of course, I'll send a big shout-out to the fantastic officiating crew.

12. Plus, I'd like to say hi to my wife, who walked into a door the other day and now has a big black eye that I totally didn't cause.

13. Does this towel make me look fat?

14. How about without the towel?

15. Now, If you'll excuse me, It's time to get zestfully clean!

16. There's no feeling in the world like winning that big game. Getting off the manslaughter charge was good, but this is better.

17. I think it's safe to say that, after tonight's loss, we're officially screwed.

18. Man, I just couldn't stop farting out there. Sorry, guys.

19. Honestly, I'm just looking forward to the post-game orgy. No girls allowed!

20. I don't want to speak for everyone, but I think we'll all feel better after a good cry.

21. As my old mentor used to say, that coke's not going to snort itself!

22. All in all, no, it wasn't worth the shrunken testicals.

23. Frankly, it doesn't seem to matter what brand of shoes I wear.

24. Some days you just don't feel like you're worth $19 million.

[Miss T]

haha, nice! :kam:

[Starberry]

Originally posted by kandy kid



11. And, of course, I'll send a big shout-out to the fantastic officiating crew.

15. Now, If you'll excuse me, It's time to get zestfully clean!

I dunno, I could see Bert spouting these off...

*Jen*

[e_BoY]

Originally posted by kandy kid:


5. There's only one thing standing between us and a championship, and that's our inability to defeat the other teams in this league.

6. The net seemed about 20 feet wide tonight, though that might have been the acid.

12. Plus, I'd like to say hi to my wife, who walked into a door the other day and now has a big black eye that I totally didn't cause.

13. Does this towel make me look fat?

14. How about without the towel?

16. There's no feeling in the world like winning that big game. Getting off the manslaughter charge was good, but this is better.

17. I think it's safe to say that, after tonight's loss, we're officially screwed.

18. Man, I just couldn't stop farting out there. Sorry, guys.

19. Honestly, I'm just looking forward to the post-game orgy. No girls allowed!

21. As my old mentor used to say, that coke's not going to snort itself!

22. All in all, no, it wasn't worth the shrunken testicals.

23. Frankly, it doesn't seem to matter what brand of shoes I wear.

so true so true.

[Ggabe81]

Originally posted by kandy kid
1. We just went out and gave it 85 percent.

That is a defident, but why wont they say that atleast we know there being honest.

[Hot Karl]

so you actually know what % you're giving at any given time? LOL

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

haha
dont we all wish that they'd say something like that

then I actually might pay attention to what the players actually have to say

[Ggabe81]

Originally posted by NeVeRLooKBacK
haha
dont we all wish that they'd say something like that

then I actually might pay attention to what the players actually have to say

Why would you listen to the players, All they do is bitch and moan all the time like 5 dollar prostitutes.

I mean what is up with the whole, pros any way, thats why i watch college, they play for the want 2, not the money.

[ppcock]

Originally posted by kandy kid
1. We just went out and gave it 85 percent.

2. Yo, Let's keep this brief, I'm going antiquing.

3. I'm sorry what was that? I was distracted by all the penises.

4. I blame this loss on my teammates, the fans, and the coaching staff. But most of all, I blame god.

5. There's only one thing standing between us and a championship, and that's our inability to defeat the other teams in this league.

6. The net seemed about 20 feet wide tonight, though that might have been the acid.

7. I'm so happy to bring this title back to such a great city, which I've grown to love for it's attractive tax rates and insatiable groupies.

8. Yes, that game-saving throw was really something. I think we have basic euclidian geometry to thank there.

9. Given all my success, maybe I should have tried out for a real sport.

10. I dedicate this to Marcus, Brandon, Samantha, and my many illegitimate children, whose names I'm a little fuzzy on.

11. And, of course, I'll send a big shout-out to the fantastic officiating crew.

12. Plus, I'd like to say hi to my wife, who walked into a door the other day and now has a big black eye that I totally didn't cause.

13. Does this towel make me look fat?

14. How about without the towel?

15. Now, If you'll excuse me, It's time to get zestfully clean!

16. There's no feeling in the world like winning that big game. Getting off the manslaughter charge was good, but this is better.

17. I think it's safe to say that, after tonight's loss, we're officially screwed.

18. Man, I just couldn't stop farting out there. Sorry, guys.

19. Honestly, I'm just looking forward to the post-game orgy. No girls allowed!

20. I don't want to speak for everyone, but I think we'll all feel better after a good cry.

21. As my old mentor used to say, that coke's not going to snort itself!

22. All in all, no, it wasn't worth the shrunken testicals.

23. Frankly, it doesn't seem to matter what brand of shoes I wear.

24. Some days you just don't feel like you're worth $19 million.

25. I hate black people

26. My hemroids are killing me.