BOB is the burrito bandito!!!

[Serotonin]

Bob just told me he has one large microwave redhot beef burrito every day b4 work (it's his daily hot mechanically seperated beef injection) I think he should go for the world record of most microwaved burritoes had in a lifetime!:002:

[bob]

it's not always the redhot beef burritos...
i buy the variety packs...
6 redhot beef
6 beef & bean
6 bean & cheese

i've been doing this for about 4 years straight now...
*yummm*

[Breezy]

hahah... one of my nicknames is brie*cheese*burrito! they are so yummy! I luv mexican food!
~breezy

[Sammy Skillz]

bob! we get the same variety pack! but see...i only eat the beef and bean ones. i HATE the bean and cheese ones and the red hot beef ones are too spicy for me. no one in my family eats the red hot beef ones...i'll save them for you. hahaha

BUT you should also get chicken chimichungas...you find them in the same little freezer compartment at cosco. They're sooooo fucking good...but really nasty when you think about it. it has nasty ass processed GOOEY cheese and dirty chicken inside...but when you're hungry...OH MY...they are SO GOOD.

[kiMMie]

Oooh I love LOVE Mexican food too!!! You should try my homemade burritos!!! Mmmmmmmm :D and Pete, have you tried MY guacomole salsa...it's very yummy!

So, seriously bob...one a day? It's like your coffee fetish, huh? :Kam: I wonder if you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't have one a day? Do you? Hahahahaha

[bob]

SAMMY HOOK ME UP WITH THOSE RED HOT BEEF! AHAHAHA... yea i've had those chicken chimichanga things... those are pretty dope, but the good ones are pretty expensive...

yea kimmie... 1 a day... AT LEAST... i'm not a breakfast food person (thanks to summer camp mess hall food), well except for bacon ehehe... so when i get up and get ready for work, i pop in a burrito, and put on a pot of coffee... or sometimes just brew 1 cup in the stupid espresso machine... i usually just eat the burrito and drink my coffee on my way to work, cuz i don't normally have time to sit around and eat, cuz i like to lie in bed until i absolutely have to get up... gotta love that snooze button... but now that i'm working a 9-5 shift, and work is only a 25 minute bus ride away, RATHER THAN HOUR AND A HALF TRIPS TO WORK!!! i'm sure i'll have plenty of time to sit down and enjoy a microwave burrito (or two) for breakfast...

[kiMMie]

Hahahahaha...I can imagine sitting next to you on the bus and watching you chow on your burrito and sip your coffee...and me going *Mmmmm...shit, that burrito smells good*

Then watch you take your last bite. Take a long sip of your coffee. Pull out something from your pocket...ANOTHER BURRITO!!! bob begins to engulf that too!!! Hahahahaha

[bob]

after i digest those burritos, u won't wanna imagine yourself sitting next to me :)
pwuahahaha

[kiMMie]

Hahahahaha :330: The silent killers? Or the big messy bubble farts? Puhahahahaha!!!

[bob]

i take the sniper approach... pick a target, take aim, and fire... escape without a trace, and leave the victim in utter stench...

[~lazee_grrl~]

haha..omg..i thought that was u on the bus that time bob...now i know for sure!!...:Lazee:

umm..not to sound deprived or nething but i've never had a burrito before..lalala..~

[stabmyhead]

fuckin' hell bob, i can smell your ass from here!! is that a trace of blood in your shit im sensing? hot boxing the skytrain... oh yeah.

i remember one time my friend let out a fart on the skytrain and it was so bad everyone just cleared out, including me.