Favourite Strongbad Quotes

[Special_J]

The shit he says is just too funny! My favourite quote has got to be
"If you ask me it doesn't get any better than that grape nuts robot!"
and
"Then there's my mouth, real tiny when it's closed, ridiculously huge when it's open"

[kozmo_jr]

TROGDOR WAS A MAN,

MAYBE HE WAS A DRAGON MAN,

MAYBE HE WAS JUST A DRAGON.

BUT HE WAS STILL ...

TROGDOR!!

[crackjoy]

de email, de email, wut wut, de email

[Deaner]

"Well I would really apriciate it if you proff read your emails befor sending them to me"

[teknokid]

"Well its not really my style but i heard a techno song one time that went like..."

and

"The Cheet is Grounded! We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves. Now lets go break open that glowstick and pour it into homestarrunners mountain dew....I heard they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff"

are my favourites lol

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!!

[Kandyapple]

" lets put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. That looks really good comming out the back of his neck there."

"No two ppl are not on fire awwwww"

"some ppl have braces, some ppl have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raders."

"Man fhqwhgads your just making yourself look worse you know I mean everyone is just gona feel sorry for you. I mean...I do."

[Special_J]

"Strongbad with the ladies-
Current status: They all still want me"

[WPG]

LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO!!! i got squeeky pants!

[shorerider]

a one which is not cold is scarcely a cold one at all

[baby_bluez]

Some people wears glasses.
Beth looks like a dude.

Some people are squirrel handed.
Gregor is a weird name.

And the whole "the cheat is grounded, yadda yaddayadda"

Labor-dabor.