Holy shit it's minus 15 out there!!!

Goat · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

went outside for a smoke and thought my dick was gonna fall off!

fuggin cold.

crackdragon · #2 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

DAMN! You know its cold when your dick almost falls off!

falkofire · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

mine has a personal defence to counteract the possiblility of ever fallling off.......its...Retractable! :keebler:

crackdragon · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

Kinda like a sumo wrestler... I hear they can do that too.

Special_J · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

Bahahahaha! So glad I'm not a guy. All I have to worry about is hard nipples, and people think thats hot. ahaha

shorerider · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

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Originally posted by Goat
went outside for a smoke and thought my dick was gonna fall off!

fuggin cold.

would you like a straw?

NeVeRLooKBacK · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

well worry no more
Ive almost finished developing my new penis warmer
designed to prevent 99% of all shrinkage cases (cept the ugly girl alarm that alcohol will help)
and when the water-proof version is completed we'll finially rid ourselves of the dreaded water-shrinkage case
:kam:

shorerider · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by NeVeRLooKBacK
well worry no more
Ive almost finished developing my new penis warmer
designed to prevent 99% of all shrinkage cases (cept the ugly girl alarm that alcohol will help)
and when the water-proof version is completed we'll finially rid ourselves of the dreaded water-shrinkage case
:kam:

is this your way of saying you will keep my cock in your mouth?

Skavenger · #9 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

Special J - are you kidding me!!??....hard female nipples is super hot!!....if my dick shrinks cos of the cold weather and i saw a pair of those sticking out from someone(hopefully pretty and not old),..my dick will probably go back to it's own size....or maybe to the max!!...hahaha....i'm getting carried away here....

yeah...it's really cold....the wind is crazy...and special-j....ppl who think that hard female nipples is hot isn't wrong!

Ragga_Wh0re · #10 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

i know its bloody fucking cold outside, reminds me of calgary alot.i think its gona snow damn soon:(

Special_J · #11 (**permalink**) Oct 31, 03

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Originally posted by Skavenger

yeah...it's really cold....the wind is crazy...and special-j....ppl who think that hard female nipples is hot isn't wrong!

I didnt' say it was wrong, I think its funny.