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I'm Me Again!
AHAHAHA IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE...
for almost a year i've been unable to prove my identity to ANYONE... as far as anyone's concerned, my name is bob, i look like i'm 16, and have problems. FINALLY! i have PICTURE ID! i can get arrested with ease now! no more police officers asking me why i don't have ID, and me making a smartass remark like "BECAUSE YOU TOOK MY FUCKING LICENSE AWAY DIPSHIT!", then me getting shitkicked and stuffed in their trunk... this came just in time toooo, it's my 20th b-day this saturday (the 15th)... SOMEBODY PLEASSSSSSSE TAKE ME OUT AND GET ME DRUNK |