Pet Peeves from the dog's perspective

[Jrock]

Pet Peeves from the dog's perspective:

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at
all.

2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
nose... stop it.

5. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet.
Why'd you buy carpet?

6. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm
handshake thing yet.

7. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
both know the truth, you're just jealous.

8. Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur?

9. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

10. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you
realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

11. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then
acting surprised when I freak out every time we go
back.

12. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled
a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
chain.

-jay :209:

[Sue Bitch]

lol

[sweet~kandy]

LOL those are sooo funny. I especially like #3

[junglequeen]

haha
i saw a lady today carrying her terrier around in one of those baby carriers that you wear on your front like a backpack
poor dog must be so embarssed

[Miss T]

Originally posted by sweet~kandy
LOL those are sooo funny. I especially like #3

ya, me too!

[falkofire]

thats halarious.....so funny...dogs a so cheeky...lol

[e_BoY]

haha so true yet so funny

[Moon]

hahaha number 3 :hehe:

[brokencrayon]

oh thats great! :hehe: