Ghetto Spelling-Bee

M!SKA · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 29, 03

Leroy is a 20 year old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look
fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the pool hall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you
plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.