horny toad

Crazy_Cat_Lady · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

what's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

one goes "ribbit" the other goes "rubbit"

How do you make a cat be a dog?

Pour gasoline on it, light a match and watch it go "WOOF"

i'm bored...

wizzle · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

when you're bored smoke a joint.. or two

if you don't have money or weed, then that just sucks ;(

Crazy_Cat_Lady · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

^^Very true. Since i got no money and no weed, looks like i gotta stick to telling corny jokes and chillin' with the 3 cats.

wizzle · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

yea i don't have weed, but i have money that's going towards mushrooms tomorow. yay!

Crazy_Cat_Lady · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

i havn't done mushrooms in so long...the ones i did way back when were fucking disgusting...they tasted like fucking shit...bad experiance...

wizzle · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

yea i fucking hate the taste >;O

it's more than worth it (if it's a good experience of course ;D)

junglequeen · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

haha rub it
great!

Chino · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 06, 03

lol....not too shabby at all :kam: