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Dec 11, 03
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An FnK joke for sure!
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him and puts down his needle then starts to beat the @!#$ out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little @!#$! Every time he gets high on ecstasy he makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours on end!" 
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lol i've heard that one before. good stuff. :)
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:hehe:
thats gold!!
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:hehe:
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poor bunny :(
bunnies dont need e theyre plurry enough. oh well.
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:017: OLD OLD OLD! repost!
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his sweetheart's birthday. Since they hadn't been dating very long, he decided, after careful consideration, to buy her a pair of gloves - romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister bought a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves, while the panties went to the sweetheart. Without checking the packing, he sealed it up and mailed it to his sweetheart with the following note: Darling, I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones which are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past few weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on and she looked very nice. I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will be a little damp from wearing them. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them Friday night. All my love, PS - the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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http://www.flashjokeoftheday.com/jokes_html/1048.html
The animated version of this thread. see previous post: sex and drugs "come off to the jungle and be happy and free" http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.p...threadid=38756 Caio. =) :shades1:Fin
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I don't like the video its to slow. Reading the joke is better.
and who cares if its been posted before jokes are ment to be told. I'm sure not everyone has had a chance to see that post.
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Didn't know about the site... or the animations though!
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