you always hear about the dood...

[Goat]

you always hear about the dood who's sittin under the apple tree and get shmucked with a brilliant apple of an idea.

why is it that no one ever hears about the dood sittin under the watermelon tree?

[crackdragon]

Cause the guy under the apple tree was only given a mild concussion while the guy under the watermelon tree was knocked out, dragged away and eaten by rabid wolves.

[Pussy_Kat]

^ very well put....!

[MC Hammered]

Because watermelons don't grow on trees.

[crackdragon]

ahhh but what if you trained the vine to grow up a tree... then you could have a watermelon/maple tree.

[Flip]

Oh ya, well what about the guy who standing behind the tree peeing and gets smacked in the head with a big-ass melon? Then falls over face first into a puddle of his own piddle and drowns to death. What about him, what about his family? Little suzy getting teased at school, by everyone calling her pee-faced-melon-head-junior. Ya think that's funny? You all make me and little suzy sick!! :finger:

[MC Hammered]

Originally posted by Flip
Ya think that's funny? You all make me and little suzy sick!! :finger:

That was YOUR Dad?!??

WOW!

Sux 2 B U

[Goat]

Originally posted by MC Hammered
Because watermelons don't grow on trees.

you gotta be joking me!??!!

how ARE watermelon babies born ???

[sNyx]

Originally posted by MC Hammered
Because watermelons don't grow on trees.

yeah they grow on bushes! dumb ass..

[Goat]

bushes, you're dillusional buddae.

you starting something myles? :sick: :moon:

[_bRiTt]

i thought they dropped from the clouds..