TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT
A BRITNEY CONCERT
10 CRY AND YELL-"I DON'T WANNA DIE YET
I'M TO YOUNG!!!"
9 TAKE A TROLL WITH YOU AND CALL HIM JUSTIN
8 INTERVIEW BRITNEY FANS AND ASK THEM-
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??"
7 BRING ROTTEN TOMATOES AND THROW THEM AT HER
6 BRING A HUGE SIGN THAT SAYS "SLUT"
5 YELL-"SLUT","WHORE" AND "BITCH"
WHILE SHE'S ON STAGE
4 PUT ON A MINI SKIRT AND STUFFED BRA AND SCREAM:
BRITNEY'S MY ROLE MODEL
3 SCREAM: CHRISTINA AGUILERA ROCKS!!!!
2 THROW ONE DOLLAR-BILLS ON THE STAGE
AND SCREAM: "TAKE IT OFF!!!!"
1 TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND SCREAM
"LOOK AT ME!! I'M BRITNEY!!"
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