Getting away with stupid shit

Mr.Dave · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

So I went out last night to a pub and then a club called the Night Gallery. Ryan and I decided that a gong show was in order so we started off right away with tequila, freight trains and other drinks of the sort.

Shortly after we got to the club we lined up some more drinks and went and grabbed a table. I was standing and talking to some people and I looked over and saw Ryan sitting there not talking to anybody looking in the other direction. I decided that this was unnacceptable so I bonked him on the hat button with my beer bottle quite hard.

This would have been fine had it actually been Ryan, but instead it was a large asian dude with the same coloured hat as him. As soon as I realized what I had done I basically accepted the fact that I most likely wouldn't be leaving without some bruises.

However, I lead somewhat of a charmed life when it comes to getting in trouble. I apologized like crazy and waited for my beats, but instead he just laughed and said "you probably thought I was someone else, it's all good". We actually wound up buddies!

2004 sobriety, here I come.

Sammy Skillz · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

hahahahaha that something i would do!

-s.

Mr.Dave · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

^ Cool sig!

Sammy Skillz · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

thanks! :)

-s.

c.tard · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

hahaha way to go dave! :y:

Sammy Skillz · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

being hit on the button of your hat hurts like a fucking bitch too! trust me i know...christopher did that to me once and it felt like someone hammered a nail into my head. (but i really deserved it)

-s.

mojo · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

doing that was all the rage back in elementary school
im glad that fad ended, it hurt like a bitch

Jrock · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

Lucky

-jay :209:

krisamata · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

hahahaha omg thats great.

good thing the guy was so understanding.

Filo · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

you sure did deserve it sammy!

good story dave..... sounds like somethin i would do too. lol
lucky though, cuz most of the time that would've led an altercation

Sammy Skillz · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

hahahahahaa but it was sooooooooooo worth it! hahahahaha

-s.

Nobot · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 30, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Sammy Skillz
being hit on the button of your hat hurts like a fucking bitch too! trust me i know...

hehe yeah man, it fuckin hurts when done right.

Ryan Ross · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 31, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Dave

However, I lead somewhat of a charmed life when it comes to getting in trouble. I apologized like crazy and waited for my beats, but instead he just laughed and said "you probably thought I was someone else, it's all good". We actually wound up buddies!

You bastard! I get jumped for absolutly no reason walking around downtown and you can smack someone in the head and get away with it! Jerk!

ps. If it was actually me you bonked you wouldn't have been so lucky ;)