Dec 31, 03
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New game~!
Amuse Cerah
Object: To alleviate Cerah's boredom @ work. Rules: --- If you read this you have to post a reply --- The more replies the better Scoring: --- One point per basic reply --- Two points if you make me smile --- Five points if you make me laugh --- Ten points if you make me laugh so hard I fall out of my chair Winners are decided upon at the end of the work day (5pm). Ready... Set... GO!! 
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Dec 31, 03
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Dec 31, 03
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What exactly do we win??
I hope its a cupee doll, alwasy wanted one of those... ooh ooh no even better. How about we get to wina choco bar, I could really use one about one *drools* sooo hungee
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Dec 31, 03
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actually nix the cupee doll, just reminded me that Ill get nightmares from those stupid things. My mother usesd to chase me around the house with this life size doll of hers... scared the shit out of me and scarred me for life. I even put a knife in itrs hand one time and it fit perfectly... stupid thing had kung foo grip.
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Dec 31, 03
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Dec 31, 03
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hey a giggle is a laugh, i should get 5 points!!
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Dec 31, 03
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove you're Albert Einstein?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and then asks, "Can I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe, in arcane mathematics and symbols, his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!" The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead." Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. "You are definitely the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!" Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?" Dubya looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?" Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
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Dec 31, 03
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Soo stupid but its worth a try
There was this Pirate, he had a steering wheel attached to his wang. When he went into the bar nearby, the bartender said to him "hey there, you have a steering wheel attached to your wang!" The Pirate replied, "Argh, it's driving me nuts!"
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Dec 31, 03
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A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes
later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the GROUND!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
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Dec 31, 03
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/rockface/game/index.shtml
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~jslack/duckhunt.php http://lemonadegame.com/ http://www.miniclip.com/crypt/cryptraider.htm
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Dec 31, 03
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what did the first gay sperm say to the second gay sperm? How do they expect us to fertilize anything in this shit!
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Dec 31, 03
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Dec 31, 03
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ok
I'll be damned if you haven't seen it http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php BUT there is one rule: You MUST turn your speakers up really loud so the rest of the office can share the jolliness. Otherwise it's pointless. :PartEkid:
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Dec 31, 03
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Stats thus far...
shorerider ~ 10 crackdragon ~ 10 (that flash site's too loud for me to play around on @ work) stringbeans ~ 8 Rytalin ~ 3 (I'm not turning that shit up) Senior ~ 2 (I guess I haveta go by my own rules =P) GUYVERUNIT ~ 2 miss.myra ~ 1 2.5 hours left to play!!
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