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Dec 31, 03
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The many stages of SNOW
Its a classic but still great. Enjoy for those who haven't seen it.
~ Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in New Jersey. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. God's Country. I love it here! Oct. 14 New Jersey is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through some beautiful hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise…I love it here! Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! Dec 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I love New Jersey! Dec 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland…I love it here! Dec 19 More snow last night…Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time! I'm exhausted from shoveling. That damn snowplow! Dec 22 More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling this driveway. Asshole! Dec 25 "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt this friggen ICE! Dec 28 More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway every time "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is? Jan. 1 Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong (again). We got 34" of the white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the shithead had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken 6 shovels already, shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his damn head! Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November. May 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road? Car looks like a piece of shit! May 10 Moved to Florida! I can't imagine why anyone in their damn mind would ever want to live in that God forsaken State of New Jersey 
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Jan 01, 04
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that would make a good stephen king book.
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Jan 05, 04
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hahaha thats me when im older...
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