What to say when yer caught catchin zzzzzz's at work

[Dialate]

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen

2. This is that 15-minute power nap they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.

3. Whew. Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got there just in time!

4. I was not sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

6. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating towards people who practice Yoga?

7. Why do you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

8. The coffee machine is broken.

9. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

10. and in Jesus name Amen.

[Lady Dame]

*laughs*

Hey! the white out wasn't an excuse....i swear.

[Smokey]

Thanks.... i try and sleep at work at least once a day =)


there's not much better than getting paid to sleep!