well there is the all famouse sue bitch
at work i am big red (cause of my hair) or boozin
then theres magoo i have no idea where that came from and many others that have been left in the past
names neeta... so i get neets, neeters, nee2 and then of course most ppl think it sounds like anita an then u get ineedadick, ineedashower, ineedablo etc..from my last name dardi i get dards, dardo, redardi, dardu...blahhhh