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Oct 02, 01
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Question and Answer
some of this is funny and some is just MEAN.. but oh well.. for a good laugh.. okay..
Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?" Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months. Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley. Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? A. Kermits Finger Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. 
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Oct 02, 01
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Now BB did you just cut and paste all these items, or is there something about Dragon boi that you are trying to say? :041:
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Oct 06, 01
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Re: Question and Answer
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Oct 06, 01
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aaaaaahahaha
trevor! you have a small dick! aaaaaaaahhahahaha sucka!! :Peenutt:
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Oct 18, 01
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this made my nte..as sad as that is...
yep im bored and feeling kinda low- this ammused me greatly
thanks.
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