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Old Jan 19, 04
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oscar mayer balogna just a slice left on the hood for a few hours will fuck up the paint or if you can get into the car try freezing a can of shaving cream then when frozen cut away the can leaving the block of shaving cream to melt and expand filling the car with shaving cream... devilish :kam:
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Old Jan 19, 04
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^good stuff
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Old Feb 14, 04
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throw it off a cliff or torch it
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Old Feb 14, 04
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this one works wonders but hard to pull off really quick in the daytime....go buy a decent sized frozen trout. wrap it up in wire, and then wire it underneath the front bumper. within a couple of days the car will REEK. your boss will figure that it's something under the seat or something that got spilled, so he'll take the car in to be cleaned. they probably won't find it even then......drives him nuts......

a REALLY nasty one (though risky, plan your escape route, and go super commando stealth style) is if it's really really cold outside, like way below freezing go to his house at night, and spray his car with a fine mist from a hose every fifteen mintues for a couple of hours until the whole thing is entombed in a couple of inches of ice.

my vote for your situation-peanut butter under the door handle on the drivers side......or shit.

don't ever mess with me.
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Old Feb 14, 04
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Originally posted by Pho Bich Nga
oscar mayer balogna just a slice left on the hood for a few hours will fuck up the paint or if you can get into the car try freezing a can of shaving cream then when frozen cut away the can leaving the block of shaving cream to melt and expand filling the car with shaving cream... devilish :kam:
shaving cream has propellent pressurized gases, and i'm pretty usre those don't freeze.......most likely the can would just explode when you cut it........good luck.
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Old Feb 14, 04
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Grow the fuck up.
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Old Feb 14, 04
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So rise above it. Fucking his ride up isn't going to prove anything. If he dis'ed you or your family in a personal manner, thats even more justification for dealing with it Face to Face.

If you mess with his ride its going to have to be anonymous (unless you like community service).

Honsetly, words dont mean shit. Dont let your anger cloud your judgement.

Confront your boss. Ask him what his problem is. Chances are he will respec t you for it.

Or put yourself in his shoes. If every time you had a problem with someone, they vandalized your ride, life would suck.

Just my $0.02

word up for that one! I agree!
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Old Feb 14, 04
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This is so lame...

I think that everyone in this city that isn't mentally ill and/or addicted to hard drugs should make a conscious effort to leave a POSITIVE mark on our society...

Ever wonder why Vancouver is considered the/one of the greatest cities in the world?

Think about it. Grow up.

Oh ya, and if you're going to do something like that anyways, why the fuck share it with us? If something happens to dude's car, there is now some pretty compelling evidence available for anybody to see on www.fnk.ca
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Old Feb 14, 04
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shaving cream has propellent pressurized gases, and i'm pretty usre those don't freeze.......most likely the can would just explode when you cut it........good luck.
if you freeze it, it will expand just enought to pop though the can a little bit
then you have a frozen tube of shaving cream
and when it thaws it grows to about 20 times it's size

what you should to is put a good amound of hot sauce on his chair, you can's really see it and after about an hour or two of sitting on it, his ass will be on fire
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Old Feb 14, 04
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or what you should do is get some mayo and chicken
some orange juice and mustard
lettuc, tomato and sprouts as well as 2 pieces of multi-grain bread
slice up the chicken, put a little mayo on the bread
add chicken, lettuce, tomato and sprouts to said bread
then eat your sandwich and drink some OJ
then post on FNK about how you want to get your boss and then do nothing about it
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Old Feb 15, 04
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AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Ur hilarious! ^^^^^^^^^^
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Old Feb 15, 04
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i say let a chinese guy drive it around for a while then it'll get smacked up 4 ways to sunday.
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Old Feb 15, 04
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ok ok,,first oof if you gotta ask ppl how to fuck up a car in the first place your a moron. but anyways, to all the people who are nerds and say"grow up thats soo imature"-your all geeks, cuz only geeks say that. if this dudes pissed cuz some guy is talkin shit about your family then let him do whatever the fuck he wants. i know if some dickface talked shit about my family id try to fuck him up and do something like that. just bash his windows, key/spray his car, and when he gets it fixed, do it all over again:)
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Old Feb 15, 04
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im not gonna give u the positive attitude remarks cuz some people are waaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond that shit. So . . .

the rotten milk down the drain is dope!!
u can put super glue in every lock!!
or u can fill up water ballons with paint and stay at a safe distance and just chuck it at a car, leaves a very very nice imprint on the window!!!
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Old Feb 15, 04
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i still like the thermite idea! :kam:
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Old Feb 15, 04
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I always wanted to just plaster a car with bumper stickers that said no fat chicks or shit like that. especialy if his wife is fat. That would fuck us his car and his home life.
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Old Feb 16, 04
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hahahah^
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Old Feb 16, 04
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write on the windows with lipstick... its not permenent, but its a bitch to get off.
if shaving cream sits on a car in the sun it does bad things (we did it once to one of our coaches cars and got in a lot of trouble.. but its was good)
or just wait till it gets sunny and he leaves his window cracked and put something that smells bad in there.

but these are all really juvinielle. and if the guy is really making rude remarks to you that are offensive, fuckin report him.
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Old Feb 16, 04
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u could always drop fart bombs in the car, those wreak!!!!! :soak:
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Old Feb 17, 04
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COCA COLA IN THE GAS TANK!!
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Old Feb 17, 04
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I always wanted to make some thermite but never got around to it.
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Old Feb 17, 04
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send the car to surrey and leave it there overnight
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Old Feb 17, 04
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hmmmm.....wow...so i know umm this person, kinda nutty, anyways, her and her friend didnt like this other girl so they got a lil tipsy and got a jar full of dog poop and a lil water....mixed that shit up. went to that persons vehicle....soft tops haaaaaa.....all inside the car and in the vents....the next day was like one of the hottest days of the summer....
oh ya and they also added for a $1 a cup of 7-11 nacho cheese to the nice seats....claaaaaaaaaaassy!!!!!
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Old Feb 18, 04
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put half a cup of laundry detergent into a film canister. pop the gas cap off and drop it in.

makes the car go boom.
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Old Feb 18, 04
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REALLY!!?!?!?^^^ just dump it down the gas tank??? :010: :sh4n3:
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