Evolution Causes Loss of Intelligence

[Dialate]

Apparently as we evolve and become dependent on technology, we are becoming quite inanely retarded as well:
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... actual Warning Labels from a bevvey of products:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

[Pussy_Kat]

THATS FCKING HALARIOUS
hahaha soo true tho
ppl nowadays are dumber

[Belms]

LoL. Thats the funniest shit ive read all day.

[shorerider]

Originally posted by Pussy_Kat
THATS FCKING HALARIOUS
hahaha soo true tho
ppl nowadays are dumber

Oh the irony :)

[MC Hammered]

Originally posted by shorerider


Oh the irony :)

Yes... that was quite funny.

[Pussy_Kat]

^ i am not disagreeing with you
im sorry i had to be that example
:soak: :soak: :soak: :soak:

[charly]

I have that same warning on my Con Air blowdrier. I laughed so hard when I read it in the instructions.

[Mr.Wrong]

thas good shit

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

^haha
did you write those witty remarks in the ( )'s

[Sykonee]

On the wrapper of a microwaveable meat pie, the first instruction is to remove the meat pie from the cardboard box. Considering I'm reading this instruction, it's safe to assume that I have successfully accomplished Step 1.

edit: Reading instructions like these always reminds me of the first step Homer reads in building a spice rack. "Pick up a hammer..."

[Dean]

hahahahha people are retarded!

[Miss T]

Originally posted by charly
I have that same warning on my Con Air blowdrier. I laughed so hard when I read it in the instructions.

I know, me too!

How stupid do they really think we are??

[charly]

Originally posted by Miss T


I know, me too!

How stupid do they really think we are??

Totally! Especially with mine, it's so loud i don't think anyone could sleep while that thing is on so close to them..

[Sykonee]

On the other hand, I've seen people do incredibly stupid things in their efforts to get high. Perhaps someone tried to get high while using a blow dryer...? :soak:

[NinjaBoy]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3628/fun_toy_banned.html