Piracy Is Still Against The Law

All!e · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 20, 04

I'm not joking - it say's so the the 'Pocket Criminal Code 2004'

"1> Piracy by law of nations - Every one commits piracy who does any act that, by the low of nations, is piracy.

2> Punishment - Every one who commits piracy while in or out of Canada is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

Piratical acts - Every one who, while in or out of Canada,
a> steals a Canadian ship
b> steals or without lawful authority throws overboard, damages or destorys anything that is part of the cargo, supplies or fittings in a Canadian ship
c> does or attempts to do a mutinous act on a Canadian ship
d> counsels a person to do anything mention in paragraph a, b or c, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisionment for a term not to exceeding fourteen years. "

Take right out of the book!!

shorerider · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 20, 04

if you have a boat and i have a boat and i crash into your boat and your boat is fucked and I tow your boat into harbour (I must hit your boat in international waters) then your boat is mine. And I'm crazy enought to do it, so watch out!

Pussy_Kat · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 20, 04

^ LMFAO
WELL SAID

Tux · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 20, 04

although many do not know it there are still pirates today, who overtake cargo ships, steal their goods and often murder or strand the crew in international waters..here is some info. read the weekly piracy reports, interesting stuff

shorerider · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 20, 04

My parents are worried about pirates and people crashing into their boat and towing it in, they live on a boat in the Bahamas. And they are complaining about it :soak:

PHUNK · #6 (**permalink**) Jan 20, 04

say wha?

it would be your boat even if you were still on it? just because you are towing it in?

i would like to read some more info on this "subject" please.

Dean · #7 (**permalink**) Jan 20, 04

hahahahahahahaha

i wanna go take over some ships!

Goat · #8 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

(pbreak)
arrrg me matey's, who's down for some bbq parrot?

Shorerider, my canoe can kick your canoe's ass.

shorerider · #9 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

too bad you're to pinner to get it up to ramming speed!

soma · #10 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

ARRRRGH!

All!e · #11 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

teeheehee

i should really read more of my sister's text books .. muahaha :311:

Goat · #12 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

pinner!?

that's it.meet after school by the tennis courts by the dock. your canoe vs mine. winner takes nubile womanfolk spectators and spoils, canoe included.

Let's Get It ON!!!

shorerider · #13 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

Sure, but be forewarned, I have a lil battery engine on mine used for fishing. and a battering ram!

Hot Karl · #14 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

i don't see why this is remotely amazing or interesting.

if you owned a boat you'd sure as hell like some piracy laws.

Goat · #15 (**permalink**) Jan 21, 04

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Originally posted by shorerider
Sure, but be forewarned, I have a lil battery engine on mine used for fishing. and a battering ram!

since you warned me, i feel inclined to let you know i'll be using my heaving man titties instead of paddles.

fair is fair.

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if you owned a boat you'd sure as hell like some piracy laws.

pffft. you've obviously never tried to steel an aggrovated hairy drunk canadians canoe.