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Oct 04, 01
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settled in... so far so good...
well as some of you may know, i recently got thrown outta my mom's place, and am now moved into my own little pad...
things are looking up... the day i moved in, a lady called me (cuz i e-mailed her replying to an ad. in the classifieds about a free couch set) and said the couches were still available, i just had to go pick them up. so me and my buddy drove down to ladner, and picked it up... it turned out to be a whole set, in not too bad condition... so now i've got a sofa, a loveseat, and a chair in my living room. pimped out. day 2, i finally got a hold of telus, i did everything over the phone. apparently they DON'T have to come over to hook anything up anymore... i came home from work, and my buddy was passed out on my couch. he woke up and we started drinking. he poured 1/2 a micky of crown into a 1/2 empty pepsi bottle, and set it down on the floor. and then of course, he knocked it over. great... 2 days here, and my damage deposit is gone.... he said he'd get it out, i still had my carpet cleaner from my "shroom adventure with nacho cheese" so i brought that out. he scrubbed, and i kept drinking. he said he got it out, no problem. and yea, it did look like it was out... day 3 (right now), i woke up and checked to see if my phone line was hooked up. i don't have a phone so i just tried to dial-up on my modem... it didn't work. i turned up the volume on my modem, and for some reason the "AREA CODE BITCH" was giving me her "lecture". it never did that before, weird. so i was convinced that my line was working at least. i added the 604 to my dial-up #, and it worked... and here i am... ONLINE. phew... the stain in my carpet didn't come out... there's now a huge brown patch where my buddy was scrubbing. he conveniently went home last nite, so i can't bitch him out now... oh well... i gotta go do some cleaning... soooo happy to be online (~)_(~) 
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If you videotaped this entire adventure you could have sold the rights to a TV station and be the next 'Truman Show'. :041:
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haha...good stuff bob!!..adjusting to ur new place and not recking it much yet!!..keep that carpet cleaner around!...aww..but since u got ur net back..no more friendly net cafe...or is that a good thing?..nehoo..have fun cleaning!! :D:
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piss soaked couches...drinking piss with a spoon...couch licking
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Oct 04, 01
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sammy man, u gotta check these piss sponges out...
it was so funny when i went to pick up the couches... i asked the chick if they were "soiled with horse piss or anything like that?" she laughed her ass off at that... she was pretty cool... now that i think about it... she never did answer me... i hardly ever go in my bedroom... i sleep on the couch, pee in the kitchen, cook in the bathroom... anyone want a room? i need the closet though, hehe... i'll auction my room off on eBay or something like that... "1 room... will ship internationally... starting bid: $0.03... minimum $0.01 incriment." man i spent a good 45 minutes cleaning my toilet and 1/2 the bathtub... still got another 3 hours of work to put into that... lol...
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