Oct 04, 01
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Farting !!....
hahaa i love to fart...feels funny..hehehe
and sometimes smells like the food u ate 10mins ago! lol or maybe it's cus i'm bored outta my mind...lol *fart* ehhehe .. oh god... someone please help me...lol -i'm out [fart] eheheh 
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Oct 04, 01
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microwave burritos and coffee
live off that for 2 years straight, and u'll have perma-gas... it's the best. people at work get scared of you, even your boss will stay away from u... nobody sits next to you on the bus... nobody gets in your face... hahaha... i used to hotbox my room, farting all the time...
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Oct 04, 01
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YEAH!!!
Nothing beats a huge fart.
They have to be either super loud or so smelly it hurts. Good times. The only farts that suck are the super wet ones. Fuck, one time I was doing this scavenger hunt and I had to drink two litres of milk in 3 minutes. I ended up having to drink chocolate milk and I got the most massive shits I've ever had in my life. I tried my hardest to hold it in on the drive home...... I succeeded in that regard. However, I failed when I was climbing the stairs of the stoop trying to get to the bathroom without shitting myself. Not a pretty picture, but I'll elaborate. You know how when you have a hose with one of those gun nozzles at the end??? You know how they spray out in a stream when you pull the trigger??? Yeah..... that was my ass. And my leg was the trigger. So you can see my dilemma. You have to lift your leg when you climb the stairs. I gather that you can get the point. To say that it was rather unpleasant is a gross understatement. -Dwight:Somatic:
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Oct 07, 01
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OH GOD THAT WAS DISGUSTING AND STRANGELY FUNNY.
the best is when you're on a crowded skytrain and someone (POSSIBLY YOU) just lets out this horrid smelling fuckin' sure to drench your pants with feces type fart and the skytrain just unpacks next station and you have the whole skytrain to yourself. that rules. farting contests, those are pretty brutal.. like where you grab somone and sit on them and fart.. thats bad.. i hate ppl that blame it on poor animals.. "damn my dog just let out a bad smelling fart.. yes my dog let out that fart..." take some credit for your actions. its a natural thing and shouldnt have to be ashamed of it.
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Oct 07, 01
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Dwight you seem to have an obsession with your own ass...but whatever...
This one time I got bet to drink 1 litre of soy sauce. Yes I did do it. and I made 50 bucks....however, do not mix 1 litre of soy sauce with 1 litre of milk. homogenized i believe. I'm not sure if it was skim it would have made a difference, but I'm just glad I wasn't in my own bed...(I was on a band trip with school)...unfortunately we had to share beds. The guy I shared it with never looked at me the same again...possibly because I let rip the stankiest, wet raunch fart ever known to man. soy sauce + milk = 1 big mess. i hate soy sauce. drummer:188:
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Oct 09, 01
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Well old friend....
Theres nothing quite like dropping the proverbial "kids off @ the pool", or "giving birth to a healthy 9 1/2 pound turd" then doing your business while smoking up and flipping through the ikea catalog. Now thats just damn fine. mmm mmm. drummer:188: "I like pie."
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Oct 09, 01
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bean burritos and milk
bad mix your farts come out loud and rancid im suficating in my own fart hahaha its true and whwn u shit it hurts like a mutha fucka i think im walkin with a limp for a while by the way im standing up at the computer hahahah its true its true
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Oct 09, 01
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DUDE!!!
Stabby: Muaaahahahahaha!!! Been there, done that. SOLID GOLD
I have to tell you that the worst experience I've had with farts and feces in general was with my cousin. Back when we were kids we had this little game where we'd fart on each other. I'd walk by while he would be sitting on the floor playing Nintendo and I would let on rip right in front of his face. Then he'd go and fart on my food or something. We'd try to one up each other every time. It got to the point where it juss got stupid. One day I was at his house, lying on the couch watching TV. This was at the time in our lives when we would constantly joke aboot bare butted farts and poo particles flying all over the place. Little did I know that he had something big planned..... Next thing I know he's running toward me.... ASS FIRST. I could see the moon rising, but it was too late to get up and run. I tuened to the last line of defense..... my arm. You know what its like to get covered with poo particles??? Trust me you don't. -Dwight:Somatic:
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Oct 09, 01
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oh fuck man i cant stop laughing
it might be the grosset thing ive ever read but its gotta be the most hilarious thing i have ever herd:5stars: gold baby gold:041:
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