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Old Jan 21, 04
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My diverse collection of tickets

Its 3:00am and I have been on the late shift this week. Its pretty interesting what your mind comes up with out of the blue at this hour. For whatever reason I came to realise I have quite the assortment of different tickets from a variety of different situations. Let's see if someone can top it.

1) Speeding
2) Driving with an expired license. (2wks, fuckers)
3) Driving without a license on you (no ID)
4) Due care and attention (young, foolish, & lucky)
5) Driving in the HOV lane by yourself
6) Changing lanes without signaling (It was 3 tickets at once. Cop hated me)
7) Riding skytrain without a ticket
8) Photo Radar ticket
9) Speeding on the highway (excessive)
10) Parking ticket (Never paid. Got a new car instead. Ha!)

...and the grand daddy of them all "Jaywalking" (11)

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Old Jan 22, 04
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Old Jan 22, 04
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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yum yum yum
suckers
blowers are good too
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Old Jan 22, 04
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THE COBBLES ARE COMING.
 
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ouch you got me beat

1 - speeding with no "n" visible
2 - excessive speeding with no license on me
3 - 24hr suspension under the suspicion of being under the influence of marijuana
4 - photo radar pic
5 - warning for not having my license on me
6 - countless parking tickets, all outstanding

i think the best one was when i was about to get a speeding ticket on kingsway, then somehow talked my way out of it and got a warning.
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Old Jan 22, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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haha jaywalking...that was a slow day.
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Old Jan 22, 04
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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at least you didn't get them all in one month Brad.
it oculd have been much much worse


Wanna go jaywalking this weekend????
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Old Jan 22, 04
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they can ticket you for not buying a ticket on the skytrain?

i mean fuck
just hire ticket people
obviously people aren't gona pay.

i've never bought a ticket for it
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Old Jan 22, 04
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Sky pigs cant check your ID give em ur neighbors name and address
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