When I grew up, I used to gather in front of the TV just to see the Edmonton Oilers do their weekly Pot Roast of whoever-the-fuck-they-were-playing through the excellent strategem of throw-messier-and-robataille (sic)-at-the-opposition-and-get-Wayne-to-the-net.
It's what got me interested in hockey and gave me a real Canadian hero when all the American television stations were spewing at me was a steady understanding of the fact that Americans had more days off school than I did, while at the same time failing completely to tell me why.
Gretzky holding the cup will forever be my Washington Crossing the Delaware.
edit: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FUCKED UP GARBAGE CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING ME LORD! THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR.
Last edited by ebbomega; Jan 29, 04 at 01:05 PM.
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