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Old Feb 19, 04
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riddles

bored? I am! Here is a riddle:


A man lies dead next to a table, his chair overturned. He is surrounded by 53 bicycles.
What happened?
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Old Feb 19, 04
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heart attack?
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Old Feb 19, 04
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nope
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Old Feb 19, 04
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I know the answer..........

But i cheated , so i won't post it.
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Old Feb 19, 04
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;)
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Old Feb 19, 04
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he died in his teepee
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I know the answer..........

But i cheated , so i won't post it.
i don't care...just tell me.
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Old Feb 19, 04
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he was playing cards with a bicycle card deck and cheated (extra card). the other player killed him
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Old Feb 19, 04
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DING DING!
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Old Feb 19, 04
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A FATHER AND SON ARE IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND BOTH ARE BADLY INJURED, TWO SEPARATE AMBULENCES COME FROM TWO SEPARATE HOSPITALS TO PICK THEM UP. ONE AMBULENCE TAKES THE FATHER TO ONE HOSPITAL AND THE SON TO ANOTHER TOTALLY DIFFERENT HOSPITAL. THE SON IS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND THE DOCTOR COMES IN TO OPERATE. UPON SEEING THE BOYS FACE THE DOCTOR SAYS “I CAN’T OPERATE ON HIM, HE’S MY SON!”
How is this possible?
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the father who gets in the accident is not the father of the son who got in the accident?
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Old Feb 19, 04
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Nope. The two in the accident were family
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the doctor is his mother
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Old Feb 19, 04
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A FATHER AND SON ARE IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND BOTH ARE BADLY INJURED, TWO SEPARATE AMBULENCES COME FROM TWO SEPARATE HOSPITALS TO PICK THEM UP. ONE AMBULENCE TAKES THE FATHER TO ONE HOSPITAL AND THE SON TO ANOTHER TOTALLY DIFFERENT HOSPITAL. THE SON IS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND THE DOCTOR COMES IN TO OPERATE. UPON SEEING THE BOYS FACE THE DOCTOR SAYS “I CAN’T OPERATE ON HIM, HE’S MY SON!”
How is this possible?
could it be possible that the "father" in the car is NOT the father of the son, rather just a father and a son as two different people in the car. The son in the car is the surgeons son, and that is the right answer...i think ;)
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Quote:
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the doctor is his mother
another plausible answer
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Old Feb 19, 04
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the doctor is his mother
I think you're cheating too. hahaha

Right again.

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John goes to the antique show looking for something to buy. He comes across a fancy sword that has the following inscription “ This sword presented to General Lee on July 1st, 1861 at the first battle of Bull Run in recognition of his service for the confederacy”.

John knows that the first battle of Bull Run was fought on June 12th, 1861 and that the second battle of Bull Run was fought on August 30, 1862.

Being a smart guy, John knows the sword is a fake and walks away.

How did John know it was fake?
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Old Feb 19, 04
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because it says the first battle of bull Run when the second hadn't happened yet
:keebler:
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Old Feb 19, 04
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They teach you well in grade 8, Miss Chet!

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A man and woman are in a car travelling west across the desert on a road trip. The car breaks down and the man wants to go for help. Before leaving the woman alone in the car he tells her not to open the doors at all, lock them after he leaves and make sure to keep the windows rolled up. He goes for help and comes back 8 hours later. The woman in the car is dead. All the doors are locked and the windows are rolled up, but someone else is in the car with her.

How did the woman die?

(The car is not a convertible!!)
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in childbirth! or labour
or whatever its called. :silly:
and the other person is her baby

Last edited by *STARFISH*; Feb 19, 04 at 09:12 AM.
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Old Feb 19, 04
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hahahaha 'whatever it's called'. lol
these are too easy!
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Old Feb 19, 04
 
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where are you getting the riddles from..RIDDLER? :284:
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Old Feb 19, 04
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We did riddles all afternoon at work today!
Most of us were too braindead to think of the answers. Then I see all you guys getting them instantly. I don't feel so smart. haha
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Old Feb 19, 04
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because it says the first battle of bull Run when the second hadn't happened yet
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lol the confederates whooped the yankees ass there eh?
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Old Feb 19, 04
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They teach you well in grade 8, Miss Chet!


tee hee
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Old Feb 19, 04
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what goes up and down at the same time.
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