Wanna hear a joke?

Erin · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my sun!

Chet · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

Why does Micheal Jackson like twentynine year olds?

Because there are twenty of them!!!

axion · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch??

When the big hand touches the little hand!

Cdn_Brdr · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

^You are such a fucking biter!!!

BITER!!!!! :finger: hahahaha

edit: meant for mr. chet... or should i say Bitey McBiterson!

Chet · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

make love to me Shawn
like a real man

Cdn_Brdr · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

Only if you wear the hot pink lipstick with the red stilettos....and you have to let me call you Sugar Pop Sunshine....

Bevvy Swift · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

neil armstrong walked on the moon.....

michael jackson fucks little boys

axion · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

^^
thats the best one so far

**MC Hammered** · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

Stoner_B420

Cdn_Brdr · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

^

Ohhhh SNAP!!!!!

PHOTONIC · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

whats the difference between MJ and a garbage bag?

One is made out of plastic and not safe for your kids to play with, the other you put your garbage in.

Jaymz · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

^^^

Isn't that....

What do Michael Jackson and a garbage bag have in common?

They are both made of plastic and not same for children.

NeVeRLooKBacK · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 04

Quote:

Originally posted by MC Hammered
Stoner_B420