My dragons are mating

ppcock · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 26, 04

Its my techno music that gets them into the mood

The female is bobbing her head to the music and walking back at fourth. The male is looking at her

The real problem is the male. He was interested the second we put the female into the cage. Now he's not interested in her anymore. Even though he puffs his beard up, Changes to a bright orange (under his beard) he's playing hard to get. If i was in that situation. I'd be bonking her brains out. Our female is quite hot.

And she can jump. She just went from one corner of the cage to a log two feet away.

I need a chamilion :(

Bearded dragons are very, very boring reptiles.

except when they shit on each other's backs.

crookedking · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 26, 04

all reptiles are pretty boring but they're col to look at :)

ppcock · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 26, 04

Yeah, but a chamelion will grab your finger and stay with you for hours

Great fly catching pet.

crookedking · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 26, 04

and they're trippy to watch.

those eyes are just WEIRD.

ppcock · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 26, 04

yeah. thats insane how they can look in two different directions at once.

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

crookedking · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 26, 04

just when i thought you and i were going to have a nice conversation you go and say something like that!

/me runs into the bathroom before the people in the restaurant see what kind os scene we've caused with my tears and running mascara.

ppcock · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 26, 04

/me goes and plays with his cat naked while thinking of tim