Virtual Fortune Cookie.

[Scarface]

http://www.ripolot.com/stuff/fortune.shtml

I got :

"Subconsciously, You Will Quickly Creep While Being Ridden By a Camel To Your Daddy's Itchy Herpes Clinic."


Seems like a longshot, but only time will tell.

[Mr.Wrong]

"Your Pet Hampster Will Become Aroused When You Dance While Wearing Your Mother's Panties To Your Big Ole Trailer Park."

sounds about right to me

[donkey punch]

Metaphorically, You Will Accidentally Dance Under Your Arousing Strip Club.

riiiiiiiiiight

[jomama]

Your Slutty Sister Will Unsuccessfully Creep Through 3 Day Old Shit To A Decent Facsimile Of A Very Dirty Strip Club.

[jomama]

^ she's only 8

[Jrock]

"Your Pet Monkey , In an Attempt to Rule the World, Will Slither While Choking Some Guy's Chicken To A Gruesome Succulent Pocket Pussy."

WTF?!?

-jay :209:

At least my monkey's trying..

[C_squared]

Your Pet Monkey Will Become Aroused When You Go While Trying To Escape From An Arousing Crack House.

uh huh

[crookedking]

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Your Slutty Sister Will Painfully Jump While Handcuffed To The Juicy Lacy Thong.

it's a good thing i don't have a sister. IN YOUR FACE ALL KNOWING INTERNET FORTUNE COOKIE!

[brokencrayon]

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Your Whore Will Gleefully Jump While Trying To Escape From Your Momma's Nut Stained Bikini

=\

[ulala]

Your Neighbor's Chicken Will Unsuccessfully Walk In Her Bush To Your Nut Stained Penis

.................wonderful.

[Rayeine]

Your Pet Hampster Will Painfully Bounce Out Of Your Momma's Big Ole South Pole.


...oh my

[Chet]

Subconsciously, You , Having Nothing Better to Do, Will Walk To A Decent Facsimile Of A Succulent Nut Sack.


its ture.... Its all true

[Chet]

Your Pet Monkey Will Become Aroused When You Orgasm During Defecation To Your Feminine Tampon Factory.


eww I never masterbate to that

[Miss T]

what the hell?

Your Pet Hampster Must Absolutely Crawl Inside A Gruesome Erotic Penis.

[Lady Dame]

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Your Whore Will, With a Little Bit of Trouble, Walk Through Moose Turds To A Gruesome Mystical Penguin's Ass.



im feeling sorry for my whore!

[cyberdog]

"You , Seeking Enlightenment, Will Slither Inside Of The Infamous Very Hairy Lacy Thong."

Hmmmm....evidently, perversion is enlightening, hmmm....

[Berta]

"Your Daddy Will Eventually Leap With Ass in The Air To The Infamous Disgusting Herpes Clinic."

OH GOD HELP ME!!

[Berta]

scarface, it looks like both our daddys will have the same problem..hahahah

[jomama]

Your Slutty Sister Will, With a Little Bit of Trouble, Run Under Your Momma's Stinky Set of Double D Titties.

I did it twice and BOTH times were about my slutty sister :040:

[kAyB]

You , Having Nothing Better to Do, Will Go Out Of Your Momma's Big Ole Trailer Park.

i need a smoke

[psy]

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Your Brother Will Explosively Ejaculate when You Are Pushed Kicking and Screaming While Beating his Meat To The Superb Anus.