Best Pick Up Lines

[DeeLyte]

Whats your best and most corniest pick up line?



* "Wanna Come Over And Help Me Study For Science... I'm Studying The Human Body" *

[crackdragon]

I like you...
I like you the very first time I layed eyes on you...
I like you like a TIGER!
- scarface

[Woman]

lets play war... i'll lay on the ground while you blow the fuck outta me

[Sariel]

"You have nice legs. In fact, your legs are so nice I would like to name them. I am going to name the left one Christmas, and the right one New Years, and I would LOVE to be with you between the holidays"

[e_BoY]

this thread again?

well i guess we cant get enough of these cheesy lines

Are those space pants your wearing cause your ass is out of this world.

Heard this one somewhere but wtf are space pants. oh wells

[DeeLyte]

^ OOoPs sorry didnt know this was a post b4 Geesh :toasted: lol... im bored and couldnt think of ne thing else
haha

[hardstylin]

Uve been selected for shermination!!

[frank the tank]

is that a keg in ur pants, cause i'd really like to tap that ass

[Lunch Box]

"wanna go back to my place for some sex and pizza..."(if the bitch says no...) "What you don't like Pizza??"

[jaydream]

"can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

[Pussy_Kat]

nice shoes wanna fuck
my personal fave

[Kraig]

I know DJ Azim...

[Lunch Box]

**showing a girl around your house....

"there's the bathroom... there's the kitchen... there's where we fuck"(points to the bed room)

[jaydream]

Originally posted by Kraig
I know DJ Azim...

lol
or if you really want success how about...

"I am DJ Azim"

[Pussy_Kat]

^ LMFAO
hahahha
and kraig thats the best u got
i dont think so boy
u can do better

[Lunch Box]

Originally posted by Pussy_Kat
^ LMFAO
hahahha
and kraig thats the best u got
i dont think so boy
u can do better

sure sure kat you're a girl you don't need a pik up line,... all you say is "Let's Get It On!!"

[Pussy_Kat]

^ hahahahha
oh dear god
im not disagreeing with u
:kam: :kam: :kam: :kam:
but it doesnt always work like that

[Lunch Box]

Originally posted by Pussy_Kat
^ hahahahha
oh dear god
im not disagreeing with u
:kam: :kam: :kam: :kam:
but it doesnt always work like that

ok we'll put it to teh test you come up to me and say that and just watch em say no.... yeah thats what i thought

[strawberr_E]

Originally posted by Lunch Box



sure sure kat you're a girl you don't need a pik up line,... all you say is "Let's Get It On!!"

it is easier being a girl in that sense. i tend to go with. "your really fucking hot" and then after he stutters a few scentances you say "so are you going to fuck me or what?"

[Lunch Box]

Originally posted by strawberr_E


it is easier being a girl in that sense. i tend to go with. "your really fucking hot" and then after he stutters a few scentances you say "so are you going to fuck me or what?"

SOLD!!! :PartEkid: :PartEkid:

[strawberr_E]

:c-tard: that's cute

[Lunch Box]

Originally posted by strawberr_E
:c-tard: that's cute

ok honestly its not cute its truth could you honestly say no to a gurl while thinking with whats between your legs (it does mosta tha thinking...) being a guy of course

[Pussy_Kat]

^ its a different story when u havent seen me IN PERSON
well put it to the test
u will see u will see

[Bitchin]

NOTHIGN BEATS.....

"NICE SHOES, LETS FUCK!"

[Oscar Da Grouc]

Originally posted by Woman
lets play war... i'll lay on the ground while you blow the fuck outta me

I prefer "Do u wanna play pearl harbour" insead of war :D