Wierdest PM you have ever received?

[Chet]

that doesn't mean your gay
we were young, and experimenting

what started as a harmless pickup line.........

[Lush]

I get a lot of really strange PMs on clubvibes. My status says "single not looking" but people seem to completely disregard it and pm me with their entire life story and then tell me that they're looking for a partner to settle down with (this is generally men in their late 20s early 30s).
It's really quite strange.

[Moon]

on this very board

i got

"YER DEAD! :finger: "

that was about a year and a half ago
hahahaha

[Woman]

sumone once said to me... i wish i was a small burrowing bug so i could live in your ass crack. that was enough for me

[Chino]

hahahahaha.....thats awesome

:moon:

[Lunch Box]

Originally posted by crookedking
the weirdest one i ever sent out was to some dude (i thought it was a chick!) about getting a little cyber action goin' on. so we kept responding to one another for awhile, and just when it got all hot and steamy i found out it was a guy.

does that make me gay?

Have you every seen CB4 watch that movie (chris Rock) fucking hilarious....

one of the characters works for a gay phone sex line (he's straight) picks up fone " Yeah... I'm suckin' yo balls"

[MistressSpankME]

Originally posted by Woman
sumone once said to me... i wish i was a small burrowing bug so i could live in your ass crack. that was enough for me

that calls for a WHHHAATT?!?!?!

Was that supposed to be a pick up line??? hahahahaha

I haven't gotten any wierd ones.. However I usually get a wave of guys trying to pick me up after I post my modelling pictures or say certain things that get them going. However, I REALLY don't need to have a description that creates a mental picture of how it got them going. *ick*

[Rhianna]

That attack of the raver I got from some fnker called spiney? What a crack head. Wow, that was the best pm I have ever gotten.

[samosa]

hahaha man ive got sum weird ones on here.. this gurl who didnt know much english and she was asking me to show her around vancouver bcuz she just moved and she wanted me to take her out and shit and liek wtf i dont have a clue who she is ...

[candytabi]

"wow! Your pictures are amazing. Would you like to meet up with a very devoted foot fetishist? I would just love to massage your feet and if you wish I would love to lick them too. toe by toe. And maybe that could lead to more.
I would be very happy if you mailed back! Have a very nice day!"


OOOOO k..... That is WEIRD! Kinda creepy...