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Old Apr 16, 01
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
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If you don't do drugs and ya wanna fit in

I've got a few items for sale that will help you

introducing........

RAVE MOUTH!!!
Through advanced technology and little help from clear, out of sight Kandy
Flavoured elastic bands RAVE MOUTH will make
you GRIND YOUR TEETH for that robo-jaw look that is popular among youth now-days

WARNING: this product is not intended for gum chewing. You may never be
able to spit it out.

BUG EYE!!!
Just a few drops of these vic's scented eye drops and they will make your
EYES POP RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD. You won't miss a moment of the party because you
are guaranteed to only blink once every 5 minutes.
BUG EYE will also increase your periferial vision since your eyes litterally BUG
OUT so you can see who busting it along side with you

JIBBA JABBA!!!
Don't have much to say? We can help you with that!!
All natural JIBBA JABBA will enable you to process 142 000 random thoughts per
minute
(*Results may vary witin 10% 2 times per hundred). Studies show when you
think this fast you can talk and talk and talk, even if the person next to isn't even
listening! And you will always have the most interesting things to say

ETCHA SKETCH!!!
Do you feel normal when you wake up on Sundays? Do you feel clean? Not no
more Just take all natural ETCHA SKETCH for an instant sketch and that dirty icky feeling.
You'll instanly look and feel like ya been up for days!


Don't forget about the PLAZA PROTEST

We have the RIGHT TO CHEW GUM!!!

Go to any of the stores that sell rave tickets, in there you will be able to take
peices of the old carpet that used to be in the Plaza of Nations
Please chew a piece of gum and stick it to the carpet and send it
to: Plaza of Nations P.O. Box 11343, Vancouver B.C.
Also write them a ltter stating how you feel about the issues on gum chewing.
Here is an example of what I wrote:

Dear Plaza of Nations

With Raves going under ground nowdays, venues seem to be popping up
everywhere.
Sometimes they are not in the best neigborhoods. These neigborhoods contain
the kind of cornerstores that do not carry federally inspected chewing gum.
Kids will chew, if you ban it or not, and if gum is not available at your
consessions than it will be available elsewhere and can be dangerous.
What is more important to you? Replacing a $50 000 carpet or a human life.
You know that Plaza is a safe venue with first aid if we choke we can be helped, other
venues we may not be so lucky
Please re-consider your gum chewing policies. Regulate them instead. We will
work with you if you are willing to work with us.
A few rules are no problem
1. If you set up chewing permits with a fee, that way if the carpet gets ruined
again then the money you accumulate can be used.

2. Create a monopoly stating that The Plaza and only the Plaza can sell gum.
Security will still confiscate any gum found during there seaches. This enables you to
create a carpet fund and keep all non-inspected gums out.

3. Create a sign up sheet for chewers
Chewers will have to give
A. Their Name, adress, phone number, and a person to contact in case of an
emergancy.
B. The Colour and Flavour of their gum in case the gum is found on the carpet.
C. A search for RAVE MOUTH. This ensures that gum will be spit out and won't
be grinded and choked on.

4. All chewers will be made to give a saliva sample so if the gum is found, the
chewer can be found and fined a minimum of $100 but not exceeding $1000

4. Set up areas where there are alot of tables, that way chewers can stick the
gum under the table. Also make signs in the Theatre so people know they are NOT
allowed to stick gum under the seats. We understand that the seats are close
to $1000 each to replace and table are cheaper

Thank you


RAVE MOUTH, BUG EYE & JIBBA JABBA & ETCHA SKETCH are available in the
vending area in the Champaign room at

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Old Apr 16, 01
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hey hey what da ya say!
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Old Apr 16, 01
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mister-peenutt has a little shameless behaviour in the past
hahahah bored?:023:
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Old Apr 16, 01
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WHAT UP BOYFRIEND!!!

HA HA HA...
dave... you have far to much time on your hands!!!
" CAN I GET A FILLET O'SAUSAGE?"
when am i gonna see you next? perhaps we can go buy some walkmans off of bums??
YOUR CRAZY!
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Old Apr 17, 01
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
Re: WHAT UP BOYFRIEND!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by *addy*

perhaps we can go buy some walkmans off of bums??
YOUR CRAZY!
I reported this quote to the moderators
'cause your basically calling me a bum buyer
I told them I felt harassed 'cause I do

BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!!

It says you will be dealt with apropriatly

Anyways........Call me
and tell Lucy to call me too!!

WOID UP

AGROout
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Old Apr 17, 01
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DAVE!!!

you dork!!!
oh god... are you serious???
jeez...
dealt with appropriatly... what the hell does that mean??
what do you mean it's LIKE your a bum buyer??? you are a damn bum buyer!!! you bought a damn walkman off a bum!!!
but i love ya for it...
i'll pass the message on to lucie...
she's on the site you know... she's LUCYLYTES!!
ha ha...
goin to up in smoke?
call me: 961-6629
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Old Apr 17, 01
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hahahaha i love etcha stekch..... hee hee who wouldn't love to look like crap on sunday.
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Old Sep 23, 05
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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What the fuck was I think when I posted this way back in 2001

hahah weird!

BUMP
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Old Sep 29, 06
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comeback kid :p
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Old Sep 29, 06
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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haha I don't remember bumping this up in 2005

weird!!
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Old Sep 30, 06
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fuck yeah
 
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crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Sep 30, 06
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hahahah
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Old Sep 30, 06
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JIBBA JABBA!!!
Don't have much to say? We can help you with that!!
Studies show when you
think this fast you can talk and talk and talk, even if the person next to isn't even
listening! And you will always have the most interesting things to say
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sorry.
it had to be done.
life calls.
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