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If you don't do drugs and ya wanna fit in
I've got a few items for sale that will help you introducing........ RAVE MOUTH!!! Through advanced technology and little help from clear, out of sight Kandy Flavoured elastic bands RAVE MOUTH will make you GRIND YOUR TEETH for that robo-jaw look that is popular among youth now-days WARNING: this product is not intended for gum chewing. You may never be able to spit it out. BUG EYE!!! Just a few drops of these vic's scented eye drops and they will make your EYES POP RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD. You won't miss a moment of the party because you are guaranteed to only blink once every 5 minutes. BUG EYE will also increase your periferial vision since your eyes litterally BUG OUT so you can see who busting it along side with you JIBBA JABBA!!! Don't have much to say? We can help you with that!! All natural JIBBA JABBA will enable you to process 142 000 random thoughts per minute (*Results may vary witin 10% 2 times per hundred). Studies show when you think this fast you can talk and talk and talk, even if the person next to isn't even listening! And you will always have the most interesting things to say ETCHA SKETCH!!! Do you feel normal when you wake up on Sundays? Do you feel clean? Not no more Just take all natural ETCHA SKETCH for an instant sketch and that dirty icky feeling. You'll instanly look and feel like ya been up for days! Don't forget about the PLAZA PROTEST We have the RIGHT TO CHEW GUM!!! Go to any of the stores that sell rave tickets, in there you will be able to take peices of the old carpet that used to be in the Plaza of Nations Please chew a piece of gum and stick it to the carpet and send it to: Plaza of Nations P.O. Box 11343, Vancouver B.C. Also write them a ltter stating how you feel about the issues on gum chewing. Here is an example of what I wrote: Dear Plaza of Nations With Raves going under ground nowdays, venues seem to be popping up everywhere. Sometimes they are not in the best neigborhoods. These neigborhoods contain the kind of cornerstores that do not carry federally inspected chewing gum. Kids will chew, if you ban it or not, and if gum is not available at your consessions than it will be available elsewhere and can be dangerous. What is more important to you? Replacing a $50 000 carpet or a human life. You know that Plaza is a safe venue with first aid if we choke we can be helped, other venues we may not be so lucky Please re-consider your gum chewing policies. Regulate them instead. We will work with you if you are willing to work with us. A few rules are no problem 1. If you set up chewing permits with a fee, that way if the carpet gets ruined again then the money you accumulate can be used. 2. Create a monopoly stating that The Plaza and only the Plaza can sell gum. Security will still confiscate any gum found during there seaches. This enables you to create a carpet fund and keep all non-inspected gums out. 3. Create a sign up sheet for chewers Chewers will have to give A. Their Name, adress, phone number, and a person to contact in case of an emergancy. B. The Colour and Flavour of their gum in case the gum is found on the carpet. C. A search for RAVE MOUTH. This ensures that gum will be spit out and won't be grinded and choked on. 4. All chewers will be made to give a saliva sample so if the gum is found, the chewer can be found and fined a minimum of $100 but not exceeding $1000 4. Set up areas where there are alot of tables, that way chewers can stick the gum under the table. Also make signs in the Theatre so people know they are NOT allowed to stick gum under the seats. We understand that the seats are close to $1000 each to replace and table are cheaper Thank you RAVE MOUTH, BUG EYE & JIBBA JABBA & ETCHA SKETCH are available in the vending area in the Champaign room at >>>>>AGROventures<<<<<<<< May 4th >>>>>A different adventure in all 3 rooms<<<<<<<<<<< >>>>>>>>>>>>>ARGOout<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< < |
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'cause your basically calling me a bum buyer I told them I felt harassed 'cause I do BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!! It says you will be dealt with apropriatly Anyways........Call me and tell Lucy to call me too!! WOID UP AGROout |
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DAVE!!!
you dork!!!
oh god... are you serious??? jeez... dealt with appropriatly... what the hell does that mean?? what do you mean it's LIKE your a bum buyer??? you are a damn bum buyer!!! you bought a damn walkman off a bum!!! but i love ya for it... i'll pass the message on to lucie... she's on the site you know... she's LUCYLYTES!! ha ha... goin to up in smoke? call me: 961-6629 |
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sorry. it had to be done. life calls. |
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