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Old Mar 19, 04
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Bad Day!!

Two Hunters from Wisconsin

This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident:

A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator SUV for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.

He and a friend go duck hunting in the winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen over. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course the new Vehicle.

They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill.

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse.

Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they are standing (and the new Navigator), because they don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast.

They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.

"Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the DOG!!

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING.Especially things thrown by the owner.

You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice.

The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming.

One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane.

The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator. The men continue to yell as they run. The exhaust pipe on the truck is still hot, so the dog yelps and drops the dynamite under the truck, and takes off after his master.

Then --"BOOM!"-- the Navigator is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED. He still has yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments!!!

And you thought your day was not going well!!
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Old Mar 19, 04
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Well.. that's just plain stupidity. GL to those geniuses!

-jay :209:
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Old Mar 19, 04
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Join Date: May 2001
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what retards

dynamite and retrievers DO NOT MIX
they shoulda thought of that before anything
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Old Mar 20, 04
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OMG that is so lame. oh well sucks to be them. don't take a nice new truck onto a frozen lake. or at least hold the dam dog.
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Old Mar 21, 04
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hahaha omg idiots
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Old Mar 26, 04
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hahaha
great story
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Old Mar 26, 04
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WELL MY DAY IS SO FAR GOIN FUCKIN GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT Like Tony The Tiger hahaha

and its only 5am on fri Pre-Milkshake party has begun :PartEkid:
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Old Mar 27, 04
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That story just made my night!
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