That's right folks, the brains here at FNK (well mostly me.. well completely me) have come up with a new contest to give away all sorts of stuff you don't' need. Interested? Think you can Post till you drop™? Read ahead..
THE FNK IRONMAN
Ladies and gentlemen, trolls and flamers, everyone across the board. We at FNK would like to invite you to Post till you Drop™ this summer. All members will assemble in a large auditorium lined with empty tables and chairs. Computer stations will be setup each equipped with only MSN Messenger, Kazza Lite (proud sponsor of the FNK Post till you Drop™), Microsoft solitaire and what else but a dedicated Internet Explorer window stickily for surfing FNK. The event will span one month, with any remaining survivors to be quickly sent to the "hospital" for further testing.
Prizes:- One year contract record deal with Yankovic Recordings Inc.
- Two fully punched "one free 6'in sub" coupons from Subway (proud sponsor of the FNK Post till you Drop)
- A personal lapdance from MC Hammered
- Chris Shepherd: Dance Groove 93' (special two CD set )
What to bring:- Your complete computer setup, along with any good porn we can trade over the lan
- Few changes of clothes, cuz well.. you guys stink!
- Any and all pharmaceuticals, hallucinogens, aamphetamines and dope. (bulk supply is recommended)
- A life; cuz you wont' have one when you walk outta here
Rules:- No eating
- No sleeping
- No "physical" communication, or interaction with other human beings
Where:
This event will be held at the Plaza of Nations;
Although being rebuilt later this year, we have been promised personal permission to hold this event. However nearing the end of the tournament, the Plaza will being to being to be torn down so please use caution with falling objects.
If you are ineterted in entering the first annual FNK Post till you Drop™ please comment in this thread and express you interest.
Mar 19, 04
