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Old Mar 25, 04
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1up motherfucker
 
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Seriously guys....

I've been trying to get this post through since noon.

While I know I owe you absolutely nothing, and that since day one I've been a cocky cynical asshole that has basically managed to piss off a substantial portion of your userbase, but seriously. 6 hours of lag is... well... wrong....

Maybe drop some of the features that just seem superfluous? Use a new engine or something? I don't know what it is, if it's bandwidth, hardware or software but you guys seriously need to iron out a lot of kinks in the system. If that means an overhaul, it may very well mean an overhaul.

I'm planning on learning php some point real soon. If you need coders, I'd be happy to offer my services once they're of a decent pedigree. But this is silly.
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Old Mar 25, 04
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OH. MY. GOD.
The site loaded! And I managed to read a post! And reply to one!
*jaw drops*
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Old Mar 25, 04
I *Heart* Sarcasm
 
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FNK is on glue! :sick:
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Old Mar 25, 04
 
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*STARFISH* is on a distinguished road
smyles where arrrre yooou? :(
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Old Mar 25, 04
Before My Time.
 
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Lunch Box has a little shameless behaviour in the past
its not myles.. its a hosting.. company of sorts.. thats why everything takes so long it took me 20 to post and 10 to edit
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Old Mar 25, 04
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No no...let's just blame Myles. It's more fun that way.
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Old Mar 25, 04
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Last time that we had a stupid amount of sql errors, Myles said it was software... Like I said, I dunno if it's bandwidth or hardware or software or what, but whatever it is it needs fixing.
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Old Mar 25, 04
Before My Time.
 
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done and donner
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Old Mar 25, 04
prangin' out
 
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sooo laggy, i couldnt even load fnk until now and its 8 20 pm!

i almost went through posting withdrawal. come on guys im sick i need my fix
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Old Mar 25, 04
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^same here

at work since 4, just got on at 830ish
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Old Mar 25, 04
semblence within chaos.
 
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maybe its the new worm making the internet laggy, or maybe lildonkey downloading porn
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Old Mar 25, 04
Living In The Schisms
 
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I keep telling everybody how addicting FNK is... except when it doesn't work at all.
Like every afternoon.

Is it bandwith limitations... or what?
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Old Mar 25, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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i was able to go and see some friends of mine.

KEEP THE LAG COMING!
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Old Mar 25, 04
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I'm on dial-up so it's always slow! :D
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Old Mar 25, 04
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maybe its the new worm making the internet laggy, or maybe lildonkey downloading porn
MEBBE SCO IS DDOSing THEM!!!!1234
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Old Mar 25, 04
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i think the problem is everyone sits on the "get new" page and hits refresh every .08 seconds...
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Old Mar 25, 04
semblence within chaos.
 
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^^ yeh i think probably.. cuz i always a php error saying, to many connections to some folder... so its probably cuz people keep refreshing and reconnecting to the site over and over
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Old Mar 25, 04
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maybe its the new worm making the internet laggy, or maybe lildonkey downloading porn
That was gay. You're voted off the island.
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Old Mar 25, 04
semblence within chaos.
 
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haha
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Old Mar 25, 04
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did you use the [*you] command... or are you actually that bad at making insults?
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Old Mar 25, 04
semblence within chaos.
 
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decypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the roughdecypher is a jewel in the rough
meh to tired to think .. so haha will have to surfice for now...
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Old Mar 26, 04
Disco Man .. AW+JF
 
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Maybe it's an anti-postwhore mechanism. But yeah... trying to keep on the board is like mission impossible these days
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Old Mar 26, 04
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I think it is a hint that people should go flood Clubvibes in the meantime to lessen the load on our aging server here:

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Old Mar 26, 04
DESTROY EVERYTHING
 
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hardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nicehardstylin is just really nice
i thought i was the only one :284:
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Old Mar 26, 04
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I think it is a hint that people should go flood Clubvibes in the meantime to lessen the load on our aging server here:

Woah! When'd we upgrade from the Eniac?
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