Apr 17, 01
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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway. Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks. Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent. Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. :023: :031: :023: :031: :023: 
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Apr 17, 01
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Yo mama's so UGLY:
your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye. she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. when she tried joining an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!" Rice Krispies won't talk to her. she makes blind kids cry. she makes onions cry. I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style. when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back. the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down. when she looks in the mirror, her pimples popped back in. when she gets up, the sun goes down. the government moved Halloween to her birthday. on Halloween, people go as her. she has to "Trick or Treat" over the phone. instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck. when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!"; and your dad replied, "Yeah, let's go bury it." when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end. they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies. when I took her to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back." they put her in the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerking off. they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. the prince would rather live as a frog than kiss her.
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Apr 18, 01
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ur mommas so smelly...
she made right guard turn left! she made speed stick slow down! ur mommas so fat... when she put on a red dress people called her kool aid! when i fucked her i had to roll over twice to get off her! she uses a vcr as a beeper! ur mommas like... swish chalet..always so good for so little! an arcade game a quarter for three men! a light switch even a little kid can turn her on! like a door knob..every one gets a turn! like mcdonalds..over 99 billion served! can't think of any others... corrie
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