Raise!

EMERGENCE · #1 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

w00t...$1.35/hr raise. Life is good.
Get a raise? How much was it? Ever....DENIED a raise? Share one share all.

Carrie · #2 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

nope, i haven't experience the raise, or the denied feeling.

hrmph.

tell me how you feel so i can live through your raise!

ryantron · #3 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

i want a raise.

i want a normal job..
..or failing that, i want to be a prostitute.

Carrie · #4 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

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Originally Posted by ryantron

i want to be a prostitute.

hastings or seymour?

or in east van on kingsway??

tahiti__treat · #5 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

got a 10 cent raise about a month ago.. Save on foods pffft buncha cheap bastards!

ryantron · #6 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

oh i dont know.. i could always be a porn star.
thats a bit safer. and i can still be part of the dirty sex underworld.

Carrie · #7 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

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Originally Posted by ryantron

oh i dont know.. i could always be a porn star.
thats a bit safer. and i can still be part of the dirty sex underworld.

it's still having sex with strangers... porn stars are just filmed.

wear a condom!

ryantron · #8 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

i could have sex with farm animals..
..they dont carry stds, do they?

Carrie · #9 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

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Originally Posted by ryantron

i could have sex with farm animals..
..they dont carry stds, do they?

they could, i'm not sure....

it'd make good porn.. maybe you could get paid more??

ryantron · #10 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

wanna film it for me? or perhaps become and animal and star in it with me?

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

I get a raise when i work another 2400 hours.
libraries suck.

Carrie · #12 (**permalink**) May 04, 04

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Originally Posted by ryantron

wanna film it for me? or perhaps become and animal and star in it with me?

thanks but no thanks!

maybe another time

neoh · #13 (**permalink**) May 05, 04

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Originally Posted by ryantron

wanna film it for me? or perhaps become and animal and star in it with me?

.. you want someone to become an animal and star in a porn?
.... beastiality porn is no good.

mapleleaf4ever · #14 (**permalink**) May 05, 04

I get a $0.50 every Six months... I just got my second raise on May 1st. :D

On that subject of bestiality.... *sings* You and me baby ain't nothing but Mammals.... :kam:

ryantron · #15 (**permalink**) May 05, 04

maple leaf, what do you do?
it sounds interesting from some other post. but i cant think of what you said.