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Old May 13, 04
Big Gulps eh?
 
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jono will become famous soon enough
I met Richard Simmons today.

I was working on the ramp at Canada place, telling people where to drop off for their cruise ships and it was super busy. The ramp into the terminal was backed up with a line that stretched up to Pender street.

I went up to a black SUV and asked the driver which ship he was dropping off for, and a man in the back seat asked me my name. And low and behold it was Richard Simmons!

He looks exactly the same in person as he does on TV. He wears a fair bit of make up, has fake eye lashes and is sooo tanned. After introducing himself he asked me my name, and told me how excited he was about going on the Carnival Spirit. He also asked me if I had been on it and told me how big and beautiful it was and said it was one of the biggest ships (which it isn't but I couldnt burst his bubble cause he seemed soo happy). I think he was there to lead a work out class cause he told me how he was going to help everyone on this ship to get fit.

It made my day heh, the guy just gives off happiness... even if it is flaming over the top happiness.

Poor happy guy is always the butt of so many jokes... oh well, I can't see someone that happy ever getting too upset.

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Old May 13, 04
STOLE YOUR BIKE
 
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hahaha that rocks!
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Old May 13, 04
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I met Sal Piro. He's like a less fit version of Richard Simmons, and makes a lot more innuendo. Delightfully Gay New Yorker though. We used to channel his spirit for our Rocky Horror preshows.
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Old May 13, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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haha did he make any fat girls cry?
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Old May 13, 04
Never trust a Brunette
 
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hahahaa thats hillarous you didnt want to burst Richard Simmons Bubble.
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Old May 13, 04
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he seems like hes on tons of antidepressants or something..
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Old May 13, 04
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He's a character for sure..........nice one
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Old May 13, 04
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thats kill!! w00t!
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Old May 13, 04
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but how short were his shorts
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Old May 13, 04
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The Prozac Posterboy himself... lol
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Old May 13, 04
Never trust a Brunette
 
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what was he wearing?
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Old May 14, 04
Big Gulps eh?
 
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jono will become famous soon enough
I couldn't see his shorts cause he was sitting in an SUV when I met him, but he was wearing a plain black tank top.
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Old May 14, 04
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did you get an autograph?
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Old May 14, 04
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hes a huge coke head my buddies, sisters, friends, moms, boss at works, brothers babysitters, boyfriend was up all night doin railz with him.
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Old May 14, 04
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I FUCKING LOVE RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!!

there's this building at broadway and granville with this cardboard poster of richard...I WANT IT!!!!!
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Old May 14, 04
Big Gulps eh?
 
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did you get an autograph?
Heh no, I basically talked to him while he was stuck in a traffic jam... and I was at work so it wouldn't be very 'professional'
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Old May 14, 04
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haha Cool
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Old May 14, 04
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i alway get richard simmons and russell simmons mixed up =}
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Old May 14, 04
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Who tf is Russell Simmons?
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Old May 14, 04
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I FUCKING LOVE RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!!

there's this building at broadway and granville with this cardboard poster of richard...I WANT IT!!!!!
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Old May 14, 04
just like the first kiss
 
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wow, thats so crazy! I'm honestly not too sure how I'd react if I met him. He used to scare the crap out of me when I was little. odd that he wears fake eyelashes & makeup, hmmm.
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Old May 14, 04
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hes a huge coke head my buddies, sisters, friends, moms, boss at works, brothers babysitters, boyfriend was up all night doin railz with him.
cool family!
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Old May 14, 04
semblence within chaos.
 
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i met Will sasso impersonating Richard simmons once downtown.
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Old May 14, 04
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^ ya he grew up in ladner
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Old May 14, 04
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richard simmons is sooo your dream date eh insomniak?
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