What would you do with a billion pencils?

[sidekick]

bob, you're right, i don't know you.

but i can dream can't i? CAN'T I?!

[*gorgeous*]

you guys are so nice to each other...

[bob]

Originally Posted by Goat

IM GONNA CUT YOU>BITCH!
with my nipples yo.

YOU EVER HEAR OF THAT PILSBURRY BOI.YO!? HE WUZ TALKIN SHIT.STEPPIN TO THE WRONG GANG*'s YOU HEAR!? HAD-TO>PULL OUT MY 3.5 millimeter AND PUT A CAP IN HIS ASS> YOU NEXT ESSEY!?

what? your words are too fat i have no idea what you just said. something about pilsner, surrey, and hooping a cap?

[bob]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

but i can dream can't i? CAN'T I?!

only after i punch your lights out and you go to sleep bitch

[sidekick]

I'd like to see you try Bob. JUST TRY!

this head is thicker than it looks

[bob]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

I'd like to see you try Bob. JUST TRY!

this head is thicker than it looks

oh i thought it was just your bad hair-doo

[trance4life]

Utt Ohhh, watch out

[ppcock]

^ Hahahahahahahahahaha

[bob]

yea props to that!

[trance4life]

its fun cus all these pictures are old on my other message board, but you guys cant seem to get enough, time to take the high road

goodnight everybody!

[No trace]

one two three four i declare a flame war!!!
bob's on a rampage look out

[bob]

yea that was fun...
tune in next week for more chocolate-less fun.

[Mr Ektion]

I'd set up some sort of cardboard target 15 feet away, and practice throwing them. I'd never run out of pencils or ever have to go pick up the ones that i threw for sake of needing more. it'd be sweet. i'd be a pencil throwing machine!

Then, i'd take the rest of the pencils i couldn't throw, and fight crime on the streets. I'd be deadly.

[sidekick]

^would you wear spandex?

[Dead Mike]

spandex is key for crime fighting....

[justin]

stake a billion vamps
that is if they are real wood

[Josie]

build a house with it for the homeless ppl?

[lildonkey]

^ no you wouldn't you like vietnamese... you'll probably hang them out to all the nammers to put in the pots so the plants have more support when you guys are growing... :):)

hehhe just fucking with you

[Dj G-Style]

I'd stand outside a golf course and sell them. Or I'd do the pretend push up your nose and pull out of your mouht trick over and over and over and over again until everyone would be so sick and tired then I would make nunckuchs out of them and smack people with them and if that didn't work I'd simply throw them at people.

[No trace]

make a big bonfire then with all the lead left over i would yeah uhhh... sell lead fishing weights.

[Mr Ektion]

Originally Posted by Dead Mike

spandex is key for crime fighting....

i find that it gets you into the vigilante mood. so spandex may be a necessity.

[heatherness]

i'd make something cool..
like some new fashion run-way dress or something..

that'd be nuts

[Mo...]

i would throw them at the roof like in that commercial and they stick there it looks entertaining and stuff lol

[.o0*HaLo*0o.]

Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

I would get an electric pencil sharpener and sharpen every single one down to nothing...

then i would build a fortress out of my billion pencils and use paiges pencil shavings to make a "shaving pool" mwahaha
*hi five to team work*

[~god~]

I would sell them for 25 cents each... so .25 X 1000000000 = 210 000 000.
$210 million. I think.

With that I can buy me a lollipop.