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Old May 20, 04
like a kick in your side
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
sidekick will become famous soon enough
The Rhyming Thread

I started this thread
so that every time
someone wrote something
it had to rhyme.

so come on all ravers
put your thinking caps on
match up those words
until all rhymes are gone.
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Old May 20, 04
my jungle needs no king
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
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i was at my home bar
but i stayed much to late
my friends left me stranded
with a girl that i hate

if both legs were working
i would have walked home
but their not so i was left
cold,waiting alone

along came a boi
whom ive got with before
and he drove me home
drove me straight to the door

he tried to get fresh
and he talked a LOT!
so i gave him no kiss
and i took all his pot
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Old May 20, 04
Steve II Da O
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
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There Once was 2 this lil ravers
who did to many drugs
They flaild and really gaver
after came the kisses and the hugs

3 more caps later
on the floor shes a shaken
he begins masterbatin
we r all haten

1 to the 2 to the 3 Lil ravers
4 to the 5 to the 6 Lil ravers
7 to the 8 to the 9 Lil Ravers
Oding in the mornin

"Now Everyone"
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Old May 20, 04
tomates seche a l'huile
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
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my socials project:

Douglas was in charge of BC
He handed it over to Seymour and Kennedy
BC needed money to build roads
Despite that they kept finding gold
Amor De Cosmos caused conflict in the island assembly
In Esquamalt there was a base for the royal Navy
Uniting the colonies seemed like a solution
But Vancouver Island wanted its federal union
Assembly resigned forcing an election
Debts combined in the united selection
The colony’s capital Helmcken debated
Victoria was where it was to be located
The British government had a new situation
They had to make BC join confederation

:)
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Old May 21, 04
....fucking evol
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
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raving and rhyming? jake, this comes at really bad timing, i'm striving, to make ends meet, i'm rapping like a street thug, need a hug but you begin to dug, at my shirt, your such a flirt, i'll kick you in the head, make you eat dirt, get away from me

I am getting angry you see, from all this misery, that has been causing me, to break out violently. Douglas is gone, now what's up with that? The chick that OD'd had to be fat, flat, on her ass, mind is grass, last just let it, pass us by - looking for new venues on the fly, feeling like i'm going to die.

I love trance, I wear pants, so I can dance, to dennis, tazix, fantastic, with akeel, they steal the crowd, i'm so proud, to be a vancouver raver, now my kung-fu flavor, has been the savior, of my misbehavior.

Rhyming at 10:30 in the morning, is kind of boring.
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Old May 21, 04
like a kick in your side
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
sidekick will become famous soon enough
I just woke up
wipe the sleep from my eyes
glued like a pup
just born with surprise.

outside there's some noise
from a crazy lawnmower
he stands there with poise
as the grass strands get shorter.

my tummy is rumbling
not in a good mood.
my fridge door i'm fumbling
to get out some food.

i'll check back here later
to see the progress
the rhymes of a raver
could be a big mess.
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Old May 21, 04
tiestn vancorstenfold
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
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the yale the yale
were we can have some ale
but we wont flail


yale tonight jerk.. err Jake?
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Old May 21, 04
like a kick in your side
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
sidekick will become famous soon enough
i wish i could go out
and listen to some blues
however i have plans
i can't afford to lose

i'm going out tonight
for dinner with my father
cancelling those plans
would prove to be a bother.

so marty, dude, i'm sorry
the blues won't fly today
another time we'll go--
what else can i say?
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Old May 21, 04
....spiney?
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
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hahah im a nut

sittin at skool
on fnk
im reading these poems
and mine seems really gay
sum gave me a chuckle
and also a laugh
too bad that mine sucks
i feel like an ass :D
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Old May 21, 04
like a kick in your side
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
sidekick will become famous soon enough
don't feel like an ass!
my tahiti treat friend
not all poems can be
like mine in the end.

you'll learn soon enough
the ways of the rhymer
so have fun at school
and don't be a whiner.
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Old May 21, 04
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sweet sensi crew
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
mapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the roughmapleleaf4ever is a jewel in the rough
Sitting here drinking crappy brew
If I knew better I'd think my friends computer was through
But with a little Alcohol and Brain Power
I think there's some life left in this Tower
With the Funky Breaks pounding
I'm working with such speed it's simply astounding
When I'm done I'll surely need something else to do
Maybe I'll head to the Movies, won't you come too?
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Old May 21, 04
semblence within chaos.
 
Join Date: May 2003
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so i wake up in a haze and go grab some OJ,
and i try to recollect the nights memories outta my intellect.
but what do i expect, all i can remember is dancin to that beat, stumbling in the street, and starin at my feet.
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Old May 21, 04
Mo-Licious
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
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so i think i lost my thinkin cap... mah minds drawin a blank.., :284:
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Old May 21, 04
like a kick in your side
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
sidekick will become famous soon enough
it's so sunny outside my green eyes are burning,
the heat sinking in me, i think i am turning
pink from the sun like a giant red lobster
stuck in a pot, it's shell getting crisper.

i'm going out to drink frapps with a friend,
my wallet is empty so i'm hoping she'll lend
me some money so i won't go starving,
and bring her car so we can go driving.
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Old May 21, 04
I <3 House
 
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ricky ticky ticky tee
ricky ticky ta
what the fuck?
I must suck?
Birthdays are great with ducks!!!
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Old May 21, 04
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sweet sensi crew
 
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Birthdays with Ducks?
Aww shucks
I've been missing out
Having many Birthdays minus Fowl about
Replying to Rhias rhyme
has wasted some time
It appears I've been on a rhyming roll
if only I could have done this in English 12
My mark wouldn't have been so close to the hole
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Old May 21, 04
Registered User
 
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im sure jake created this thread
with good intentions in his head.
But what everyone is posting
is worthless
and mainly boasting.
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Old May 21, 04
Registered User
 
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jake, this thread just won't sell
as a matter of fact, you're goin to hell
tit for tat
by the way you're all fat
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Old May 21, 04
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sweet sensi crew
 
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Such hateful rhyme
But oh my, it's almost time
For I must go meet my Compadre
As there is some blazing to be done today
And with that final thought
I bid adieu to you whimsical lot
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Old May 21, 04
becka is awesome
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
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kazoo rhymes with moo
moo rhymes with stew
stew rhymes with loo
loo rhymes with poo
poo rhymes with sue
sue rhymes with doo.
im so clever.
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Old May 21, 04
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1up motherfucker
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Does anyone want a peanut?
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Old May 22, 04
like a kick in your side
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
sidekick will become famous soon enough
this thread makes me sad
cause it could have been cool
but you ravers are mad
cuz your rhymes are a fool.
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Old May 22, 04
like a kick in your side
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
sidekick will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goat
jake, this thread just won't sell
as a matter of fact, you're goin to hell
tit for tat
by the way you're all fat
don't you call me fat
your hairy and white
i'm cool! that is that.
so my ass you can bite.
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Old May 22, 04
STOLE YOUR BIKE
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
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hey hey whats going on here
lets stop the fighting okay?
you're making my eyes begin to tear
can there not be another way?
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Old May 22, 04
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
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i had a cat named snowball
she died she died!
mom said she was just sleeping
she lied she lied!
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