Worst things to name your pets..

[sNyx]

In the near future when I move into my penthouse studio, overlooking all that is our great city, I plan to have one kick ass mutt. Short haired (triple filter bread) golden lab. I plan to call him Taxi. So everytime I lose him in the streets, I can look like as much of a cracker as the next guy yelling out "Taxi! Come here Taxi! Ohhhhh, where is my Taxi!"

Anyone else?

[frogprincess]

my pets have good names

i have a puppy named pete (she's from india)

and

a kitten named sarah (he's from saturna island)

[cheebus420]

my brother name's his dogs after food. We've had a Hotdog and his current one is Nacho.

[~god~]

my bro named his dog "fuckface"
all we heard was "nooooooooooooo FUCKFACE!!"

[omega_image]

i think generic names like spot are the worst

[craz_e_blossom]

The worst name would be cat...dog...etc...Naming your pet after what type of animal it is:soak:

[Pussy_Kat]

my cats name is wally lambourgini

[Dead Mike]

i always name my cats....kitty....hey kitty come 'ere kitty...kitty kitty its so easy!

[ulala]

I named my birdie ' Skye Jaws Zwick '

[Clayton.]

'hey you'

[ppcock]

i will have 2 dogs

one will be big and mean.. i'll call him Kraig

The other will be short and wimpy.. I'll call him Azim.

[Crazy_Cat_Lady]

great topic.

I got a cat (no shit) named Pippin...he lives up to his name fairly well, seeing as he's a shit disturbing dumbass.

as for the worst names...well, I had a degu (big gerbil/chinchilla kind of animal) named Goo. Goo died. It was a terrible day.

[Lil Tiff]

Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

The worst name would be cat...dog...etc...Naming your pet after what type of animal it is:soak:

I hate that! My friend had a dog named D-O-G (like you spell it out) It was the most hurting name i have ever heard. I also hate when people name their animals sappy names like fluffy!

[Scarface]

Don't name your pet "cheesewagon" it's hillarious while on drugs, but when you have to walk down the street calling that out, it loses its novelty quickly.

[Kandyapple]

I had a guiney pig named chubbers I named him that because he was chubby. It was a lame name but for some reason it always makes people laugh.

[Berta]

lol 2 of my cats dont really have names..each person in my family calls them something differnet..its halarious..i call one baby kitty haha cuz i called her that when she was little and i dont really talk about the other cat much..she isnt really around:( but when she is i call her the other cat:)

[Ragga_Wh0re]

my dog princesss aka poops aka scruffy mclufferton(god rest her soul).


I named her princess when i first got her when i was 4,then that name quickly moved onto poops cuz she would shit everywhere,then that name moved onto scruffy mcflufferton cuz she was a multese cross poodle and she was sooo cute and shaggy and so cute and i miss my scruff mcfluffs:(

[Berta]

Originally Posted by Scarface

Don't name your pet "cheesewagon" it's hillarious while on drugs, but when you have to walk down the street calling that out, it loses its novelty quickly.

hahahha cheesewagon, here cheesewagon!! haha thats halarious!

[stringbeans]

i called my old hamster fuzzball...

if i had a dog tho, and it was a female dog, i'd call it my little bitch

[ebbomega]

I was going to buy a male pretending to be a homosexual dog, and two females. Then I'd let hilarity ensue.

[ryantron]

name it after your favorite racial slur!

[craz_e_blossom]

Originally Posted by Lil Tiff

I hate that! My friend had a dog named D-O-G (like you spell it out) It was the most hurting name i have ever heard. I also hate when people name their animals sappy names like fluffy!

Yah those are other things to name your pets that are stupid...Even princess or prince...It sounds stupid...

[Hot Karl]

my dog's name is pebbles. but i call her p-dog tha hog or her chinese name. which is luck in chinese.

i also call her stinky. but only when she stinks.

[mapleleaf4ever]

My Parents saw a Guy at Stanley Park with a Malti-poo named 'Shithead'... they thought he was kidding until they saw the Dog with 'Shithead' embroidered on the Collar. lol

[Séguin]

a friend of mine asked me what I would name a puppy if I ever got one of my own. I told tim I'd name it "FX". He thought that was a stupid name :(