There is a ladies shoe in my trunk.

Scarface · #1 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

Its black , and its a shoe.

I think it probably belongs to a raver.

Hot Karl · #2 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

DUDE. what part of 'no evidence' do you not understand?

bob · #3 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

just throw it out the window and change another person's life.

although it's probably lauren's.

AWOL · #4 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

we need more thread material like this one (seriously).

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

right or left foot.

maybe you sleepwalk as a one legged teenage girl. have you ever caught yourself limping and not knowing why?

Scarface · #6 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

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Originally Posted by rawb

right or left foot.

maybe you sleepwalk as a one legged teenage girl. have you ever caught yourself limping and not knowing why?

No , but sometimes i wake up and your standing over top of me breathing heavily. Whats with that?

The shoe doesn't fit (i'm going with the OJ defense on this one)

I'm pretty sure it belongs to LDUB. But every day it stays in my car , its a few minutes closer to changing someones life.

rawb · #7 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

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Originally Posted by Scarface

No , but sometimes i wake up and your standing over top of me breathing heavily. Whats with that?

That's because i have hypoglycemia, asshole.

miss.myra · #8 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

once i left my shoes in my friend's trunk

he posted it all over loungex like I totally f'ed him in his car and in my post coital bliss forgot my shoes in his trunk

HOW EMBARASSING!

robyn · #9 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

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Originally Posted by Scarface

Its black , and its a shoe.

I think I have the dead Baltic hooker to match that. Just like Cinderella!

rawb · #10 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

dont go making judgements just because the shoe is black. it can be matched with any other colour shoe and thats still okay as long as they love each other.

miss.myra · #11 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

it's ironic really, seeing as how he lives on BLACKBURN!

(...the plot thickens!)

trance4life · #12 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

there is no shoe

Scarface · #13 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

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Originally Posted by trance4life

there is no shoe

Which step is denial?

trance4life · #14 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

i hear finding a "left" shoe is good luck, but a "right" shoe is bad luck

heatherness · #15 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

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Originally Posted by Scarface

Its black , and its a shoe.

I think it probably belongs to a raver.

wow.. i think its mine..
remember that night... oh wait u probably wouldn't

damn that date rape drug works like a charm lol

mapleleaf4ever · #16 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

Another Roofie Colada works it's magic eh? lol

heatherness · #17 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

lol oh my..

i don't even know..
i can't remember exactly what ONE night it was ...

i mean, theres just been so many...

Scarface · #18 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

I was the one with the enourmous...............shoe.

heatherness · #19 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

LOL

i just meant, theres been numerous times where i slipped stuff in ur drink..
so i just really dunno when i "forgot" my shoe in ur car LOL

Scarface · #20 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

But the shoes came off every time. How do we narrow it down?

It's funny because i've never met you.

mapleleaf4ever · #21 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

It's all a lie, it's actually my Shoe... you discovered my dark dirty secret... and Scarfaces...

heatherness · #22 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

HAHAHAH!

yah - it is funny. we don't know eachother, but it made me have a good laugh..

and dirty secrets.. ohhh please do tell.
:) haha

mapleleaf4ever · #23 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

I'll never tell! He said that no one would believe me... that it was his word over mine. I still can't sit properly... :(

trance4life · #24 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

It's all a lie, it's actually my Shoe... you discovered my dark dirty secret... and Scarfaces...

you scare me sir

mapleleaf4ever · #25 (**permalink**) May 27, 04

Yah... I think I've been working around Hazardous Materials a little too long... when there's more Ethelyene Lead in my Brain than there is in a Fishing Sinker there is a problem...