expiration date day!

sidekick · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

yay, it's that time of month again.

where i have to go through my fridge and eat/drink everything that expires at the end of the month.

i never knew i could drink so much milk.

M!SKA · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

make milkshakes!

sidekick · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

!!!!!

i never thought of that!!!
now i need ice cream...

LDUB · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

I read the date of something I bought the other day and instead of best before it just said buy before the date.

I can see some really dense ppl leaving it in their fridge forever, and then eating it thinking 'well, I bought it before this date - so it should be fine.'

Séguin · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

I once found a bottle of cheese wizz that expierd in 1999. That was in 2002 though

sidekick · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

i found a bottle of ranch dressing (hadn't been opened) in my grandma's cupboard from 1999...and this was in 2004...and she wouldn't let me throw it out.

so i snuck it into the garbage one day..and the next day when i opened the cupboard to go and get something, it was in there again!

she hates throwing things out. but i swear, if my grandma dies from eating 5 year old ranch dressing....

Séguin · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

my friend found some kind of meat product from 1994. that was also in 2002. I don't knnow if I believe him though. THAT would cause a diseause

charly · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

^ that's what frightens me about going into the bottom of my freezer. stuff gets left down there for the longest time since me and my are too short to reach the bottom. i'm scared to find out what is actually down there.. meat, bread, vegetables, random.. things. hah

~god~ · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

i found a bottle of wine that said 1964.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy expired.

so i trashed it :D.

Séguin · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

!

isn't wine supposed to get better with age?

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

haha yea man that was a joke.

...!

sidekick · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robb Peppertre

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isn't wine supposed to get better with age?

not if it's uncorked. then it turns vinegary.

so far my expiration date day eating festival has tallied:

2 litres of skim milk
3 eggs
yogurt
bread
bagels

...i feel like death...fat fat death.

Oscar Da Grouc · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

^lol, nice one

~god~ · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

jake - u heard seinfeld's bit on expired milk?

ash1ee · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

i once ate a pringle that i ended up spewing all over my kitchen.
it tasted like drywall. (if i knew what drywall tasted like)

it was 4 years old.

i wanted to die.

i will never ever eat a pringle again.

sidekick · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

^i dunno...refresh my memory.

i watch him all the time (show and stand up) so probably.

~god~ · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

i'll tell u on msn..

sidekick · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

go for it.

i'm not really away. my MSN is lying.

Oscar Da Grouc · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

^its true..he's not away!

robyn · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 01, 04

Jake, I want you to be careful, or you will become a fatty like me. Except you won't be pretty like me so no one will fuck you despite the fact that you are fat. BE CAREFUL MC FATTY.