#1 Internet Rhyme God Title Up For Grabs

[Aspectre]

How does this sound?

I'll take your title right now.

WOAH EVERYBODY, THIS GUY THINKS HE'S CRAZY
JUST TAKES RHYMING WORDS AND SPITS EM OUT LAZY

you're wastin' our time/
an' destroyin' our minds/
you a toy made o' plastic/
where I practice my tactics/
and blast all your (c)rap shit/
you need some more vocab/
your spits mix from slow->fast/
bro this hip hop we talkin/
not old cripple walkin/

how about a verse number two?

You're aimin for par/
yet you tryin to hard/
you lack whats called talent/
facin' you is unbalanced/
so as I battle and rap/
you just babble this crap/
like "more hoes less clothes"/
are you some sorta pro?/
fuck more like a joke/
gonna read this then choke/

oh, and for the future....
i'll just reverse the verse you spurt and leave you face down in the dirt.


P.S. you got a cat who joined this forum JUST TO RIP YOU APART.
look up a bit... 1 POST.

[Flip]

Originally Posted by Stony B

YO MAN KEEP YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN CHECK
KEEP MY CD OFF THE ALPINE WHEN YOUR MAKING LOVE
BEFORE I TURN THIS INTO A HATE CRIME

I just don't get why you keep tryin' to rhyme,
Handing you a mic is a terrible crime.
Your words are getting weaker every time
I'd pay you to stop but that's a waste of a dime

You hide behind a PC or possibly a Mac
Tossing out rhymes that all get tossed back
One hand on your mouse, the other starts to whack
Browsing the family photo album while you drain your sack

It seems so sad, That all you ever had
Was a kiss and a grope from your dear old Dad
You like incest the best, still feeding off your Mom's breast
You studied so hard and still failed your HIV test

Impressed Stony? You should be!
Mouth shut, eyes open and you'll see
With a few dozen years of practice
You might be half as good as me

Accept it, your first official loss
Flippy showed you who's the boss
Now on your knees, if you please
Lick my balls and give my salad a toss

word

[Stony B]

YO SUP LOSER
MAYBE YA'LL DONT KNOW BUT YOU GOTTA SWITCH SHIT UP
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET GOOD
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME

K HERE I GO





UGH UGH UGH
GUNNA SING A BIT

STONY FOR MAYOOOOOR
BITCH SHINE MY GAAAAAATORS
YOUR RHYME STYLE IS LAAAAAATER'D
FUCK ALLL MY HAAAATERS


YO YO
BITCH YOU SMOKE TO MUCH, WEED VISIONS OF GRANDUER/
POKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER LUNCH
ALL IT TOOK WAS 3 WORDS/
"CROOKY AINT SHIT"/ AND I GOT SOME NOOKIE IN HER WHIP/
BITCH CRYING, SAYS I CHANGED HER
SHE FELT LIKE A ROOKIE ON MY TIP/
MADONNA LIKE A VIRGIN/
MERGIN/ 3 LANES/ WHILE SPLURGING/ DURING BRAIN/
READ HER YOUR RHYME AND EVEN SHORTY SAYS YOU LAME/
YOU SPIT WACK/, FUCKING SAD
THAT YOU YOURSELF CAN'T DISCERN IT
TAKE THAT RHYME SCHEME BACK/ TO THE STORE
ITS BROKE AND YOU GOTTA RETURN IT/
READ MY SHIT LEARN IT/
LET IT SETTLE IN YOUR DOME/
OR ILL MAKE THE OTHER ORPHANS
CARRY YOU BACK TO THE FOSTER HOME/




THATS RIGHT MC OLIVER TWIST I FUCKED YOU UP
UNDEFEATED FOREVER
ALL I NEED IS ONE KEYBOARD ONE VERSE
ONE SHITTY MC IN ONE HERSE
BY ONE STONY B


WIN #601
CHECK THE ALBUM DROPPING SOON

Originally Posted by 420-Crook

How does this sound?

I'll take your title right now.

WOAH EVERYBODY, THIS GUY THINKS HE'S CRAZY
JUST TAKES RHYMING WORDS AND SPITS EM OUT LAZY

you're wastin' our time/
an' destroyin' our minds/
you a toy made o' plastic/
where I practice my tactics/
and blast all your (c)rap shit/
you need some more vocab/
your spits mix from slow->fast/
bro this hip hop we talkin/
not old cripple walkin/

how about a verse number two?

You're aimin for par/
yet you tryin to hard/
you lack whats called talent/
facin' you is unbalanced/
so as I battle and rap/
you just babble this crap/
like "more hoes less clothes"/
are you some sorta pro?/
fuck more like a joke/
gonna read this then choke/

oh, and for the future....
i'll just reverse the verse you spurt and leave you face down in the dirt.


P.S. you got a cat who joined this forum JUST TO RIP YOU APART.
look up a bit... 1 POST.

[Stony B]

MY LITTLE PONY AUDITIONS ARE IN THE OTHER BUILDING
SORRY I DON'T BATTLE A 5 YEAR RUNNING JOKE
GET SOME NORMAL PANTS, CUT YOUR HAIR, STOP CHUGGING COCK AND SELLING DRUGS

Originally Posted by Flip

I SUCK DONG

[Flip]

/\ Actually I cut my pony-tail off about 6 months ago, got a respectable job in a marketing firm downtown, wear dress pants to work, I don't sell drugs(weed is a vegetable). And as for chugging cock, yours is the only one tiny enough to be drank, if your used to chugging anything it's probably what comes out of the cock. As soon as you hit puberty you-ll be able to spunk too, then you can chug all the goo you can handle.

p.s. 5 year running joke?

[Stony B]

WHATEVER MUPPET

[Chewy]

yo .. hoe. whats up in the hood
i dont know if i should
be a bitch
see a bitch
go with the flow
talk to my hoe
i dont know
what you gotta say
dont treat me that way
this is fuckin ghey
why waste my time
with the lame ass rhyme
these peeps got nothing better to do
you can all eat my poo

[onefour]

haha this thread the funniest shit ever.

me 1 !! everyone who took this thread seriously 0

werd yo, props to my homies

[cubed]

rumours on the street have stony b signing with dipset by month's end.

[-evil-duerr-]

Im Gonna Steal All My New Lyrics From This Thread ! I Just Hafta

[Stony B]

GUH GUH GUESS WHOS BIZZACK/
STILL SMOKING HERB WITH YOUR MOMS/
NAKED, BATHTUB, CD PLAYER PLAYIN MY SONG/
HER CHEERLEADER FACE WORKIN MY BATON AND POM POMS